The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again Page #3

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Bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

- Let's do the Time Warp again!

Say something.

Say...

do any of you guys know

how to Madison?

Brad, please, let's get out of here.

Far God's sake, just keep a grip

an yourself, Janet.

But it seems so unhealthy here.

- It's just a party, Janet.

- I want to go.

Well, we can't go anywhere

until I get to a phone.

Well, then ask the butler or someone.

Give it a moment, Janet.

We don't want to interfere

with their celebrations.

This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce,

Brad.

They're probably foreigners

with ways different than our own.

They may do some more folk dancing.

Brad.

Look, I'm cold, I'm wet

and I'm just plain scared.

I'm here, there is nothing to worry about.

Aah!

How do you do?

I see you've met

My faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home.

Could we use your phone?

- We're bath in a bit of a hurry.

- Right.

So we'll just say where we are

and then go back ta the car.

We don't wanna be any worry.

Well, you got caught with a flat

Well, how about that?

Now, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem all right

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

- I'm just a sweet transvestite

- Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

- Won't you stay for the night?

- Night

- Or maybe a bite

- Bite

I'd show you

My favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

- I'm just a sweet transvestite

- Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual

Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici-

Say it.

- pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom

- Thank you.

- Thank you very much.

Och.

Brad.

It's all right, Janet.

We'll play along for new and pull out

the aces when the time is right.

This is no time for tricks, Brad.

Whoa!!

- Slowly.

- Aah!

Slowly.

It's too nice a job to rush.

Hi. My name is Brad Majors

and this is my fiance, Janet Weiss.

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