The Road Movie Page #2

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Look, we stopped three meters from them.

Well done, Tolik.

Oh my God!

I didn't even notice, daughter.

- Me too.

- Good god!

Oh my God!

How did it all happen?

Oh merciful Lord!

What's wrong with all these cars?

See, they covered him.

They covered him with a cloth.

Is he dead?

- No, he is alive.

- Alive?

He is alive.

They laid something under him.

Snotty b*tch!

Oh my God!

Mum, it's not clear

who crashed whom.

Well, we will stay here

until the police come...

Tolik, is everybody alive?

Everybody's alive... still.

There is a roundabout

in 400 meters.

Take the second ramp.

Holy sh*t.

F***.

What the f***?

F***ing a**hole.

Oh God. Is he alive?

I don't know.

Lady, what's up...

We have a wedding there...

How much?

Are you interested in something?

Sure, we are interested in sex.

Well, a blow job costs 1000 rubles,

20 minutes of sex costs 2000 rubles,

and one hour is 3000.

3000 for an hour?

Yes, but with one partner.

Holy sh*t! That's expensive.

Anal is forbidden, right?

- What?

- Is anal forbidden?

It is not forbidden,

but it alone costs 3000.

So, it'll cost 3000 to have fun for

an hour and 3000 more to ride an ass.

Nope. Well, if we have fun for one hour,

I'll make you a discount of 1500 for anal.

Ah, so it will be 3000 for p*ssy and

1500 for ass. Four, 5 per hour, right?

Yes.

Well... Will you? On the way back.

Well, I don't know. We'll see.

And a blow job? How much?

1000 rubles.

- How long will you be staying here?

- I don't know. Probably one or two hours.

Then we have time.

We'll go to Kaganyk now

and come back in one hour.

What is your name?

- Uliana.

- All right, Uliana, see you.

F*** me!

Up the wazoo.

It's cheaper in Rostov.

Signal.

Sh*t! Are you crazy?

F*** you! Go away!

Help me!

What should I do? Help me!

Go f*** yourself!

Go away, I said! F***!

Motherf***er!

F***, what to do? Sh*t!

Go f*** yourself, I told you! F***!

Leave me alone, please.

What do you want, for f***'s sake?

Help me, help me, please!

Help me! Call the police!

Oh, my Lord! Somebody help me!

Police!

What is so noisy?

Alright.

Are they going to wash it?

It won't fit, look.

Is it ours?

Whose else?

I'll ask them what the f***.

What have we come to...

Wow...

Are they making a movie?

No. Really, they drove a tank here

to wash.

Super, I also need such stuff at home.

Are you going to pass him?

Look, it's forbidden.

He's going to play a trick on me.

He's going to play a trick on you?

What? F*** off! Bugger off!

Wait. Wait.

What the f***? Open the door! Blow me!

Calm down!

What the f***?

Guys, I wanted...

What the f*** did you want?

I wanted to pass, and you too.

Open the door.

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