The Ritz Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1976
- 91 min
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ABE:
Sure he did.
with Xavier Cugat.
People like you think the world
is queer.
Well, it's lucky for people like you it is.
[CAB DRIvER LAUGHING]
All right.
CAB DRIvER:
Change a 10.
He can't change a 10. Do you believe it?
New York City, one of the great cities of the
world. This driver I have can't change a 10.
Hey, did I ever have you?
- What?
- I've got a rotten memory that way.
- You never used to live in Rego Park?
- No.
CHRIS:
You look like someoneI knew from Rego Park.
PROCLO:
I'm afraid not.CHRIS:
He was a large man like you.He was in ladies shoes, I remember.
Well, I'm from Cleveland
and I'm in refuse. Excuse me.
CHRIS:
I guess not, then. Sorry.
PROCLO:
Perfectly all right.
A gay garbage man?
You never can tell.
That's so true. I mean, look at me.
If you just saw me walking down the street
you'd think I was a queen.
[WHISTLE BLowlNG]
Try to hold out, men. Help is on the way!
340 coming up. That is 340.
She's here, boys.
[IN HIGH volCE]
I'd like a room, please.
One of your private rooms.
How much is that?
ABE:
You want what?- A room.
- I was told you had private rooms?
- Yeah, we got rooms.
Well, then I'd like one, sir.
How much is that?
How long?
- Is what?
- How long do you want the room for?
Three or four hours should be sufficient
for my purposes.
I don't care what your purposes are.
Twelve is our minimum.
- All right, 12 then, sir.
- All right, that's 10 bucks.
You check your valuables
and sign the register.
Tell me something.
Has a...
Balding, middle-aged, fat man
come in here recently?
I don't believe
what just came in here recently.
You're not a cop, are you?
I'm a detective.
Michael Brick, the Greybar Agency.
What do I do now?
Through there and up the stairs.
- Someone will show you your room.
- Thank you, sir.
- And let me give you a little tip, Brick.
- Yes, sir?
Stay out of the steam room.
- Why, sir?
- It gets pretty wild in there.
Oh, I can take it, sir.
In my line of work,
I get to do a lot of wild things.
This is my first seduction job.
- Wish me luck.
- With that voice you gonna need it.
Save your money. Ten bucks for this place
is 10 bucks for nothing.
[CHATTERING IN SPANISH]
No rain, he tells me.
No rain, he says.
No rain.
F***ing weatherman.
That little maricn.
One spot on this dress and I am finished.
it's pissing dogs and cats.
That's cats and dogs.
Are you a producer?
No.
Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Oh.
That's okay. You never know, huh?
[SCREAMS THEN
CHATTERING IN SPANISH]
My hair. Not my hairs.
All right. Go ahead, say it.
No, it's okay, I can take it.
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