The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer Page #2
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- Year:
- 1970
- 100 min
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Mr Fairburn.
What? Who are you?
Rimmer, sir. It's the Business
Efficiency report you commissioned.
Did no such thing! Never seen you
before in my life.
(RIMMER) I must say your decision
to investigate was very timely.
Well, that's what decisions should be.
Must have slipped my mind.
(FAIRBURN) I'm afraid my wife's been
a bit under the weather.
(RIMMER) Nothing serious, I hope?
No, no. She'll linger on
I've got the report here
if you'd like to see it, sir.
(FAIRBURN) It's a bit large...
Couldn't you give me a run-down?
I'm rather busy today.
(RIMMER) Well, basically
your firm is running
an annual deficit
of seventy-five thousand pounds.
Seventy-five thousand pounds!
My God!
Do you know the words
that come to my mind?
No, sir. I don't know the words.
(FAIRBURN, SHOUTING) Fire Ferret!
Those are the words. Fire Ferret!
(TV COMMENTATOR) England now really in
a commanding position...
...and the wicket is still playing
absolutely perfectly...
(BUZZ OF INTERFERENCE)
...my goodness me,
what a glorious exhibition...
(FAIRBURN, DISTANTLY) Fire Ferret!
Those are the words.
Of course I know my way!
Think I've never been here before?
...beautifully timed leg sweep,
gone for four runs...
Let's get rid of him. Fire Ferret!
Ah, Mr Fairbum.
- Fairburn!
- Fairburn, yes.
...and another leg sweep,
and again it's gone for four runs...
We're doing, er, market research on people
watching television on the cricket...
(FERRET) Yes.
Do sit down, Mr Creambun...
er, Fairburn.
Throw those files
somewhere. Anywhere.
(FORCED NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
What are you laughing at, Ferret?
Nothing really.
(EMPHATICALLY) You're fired!
Well. Better be off, then.
One moment, Ferret!
Seventy-five thousand pounds, sir.
Seventy-five thousand pounds...
Seventy-five thousand pounds!
(FERRET) That is a lot.
You owe me a lot of money, Ferret,
and you will remain with this firm,
working very hard
in a menial capacity, for a pittance
until such time as I've decided
that you have worked off your debt!
Otherwise, it is
P... R... I... S... O... N!
P... R... I...? Prison?
Good thinking.
I'm sorry about all that unpleasantness.
Why don't you take the afternoon off?
(RIMMER, INTO DICTAPHONE) Oh, and
you'd better send off some money
to Oxfam, as well.
(TANYA) Mr Fromage and Mr Waring
to see you, Mr Rimmer.
Good morning, Mr Fromage.
Good morning, Mr Waring.
(BOTH) Good morning.
(RIMMER) Very nice to see you again.
Please sit down.
(RIMMER) Well, our new survey
shows the reasons
for the declining sales
of The Olde English Humbug.
You can be quite frank with us,
Mr Rimmer. What does it say?
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