The Remaining

Yeah, we'll see about that.

I wanna be traded.

Here's Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

Happy Halloween!

I thought we were all

dressing as babies.

Sorry. Sorry.

Hey, baby, you're behind me.

I just wanna tell you I love you!

- No biking in the video.

- Here.

- Doesn't make sense.

- Oh, gosh. All right.

- Enough.

- Dan, why are you so flexible?

Let's get out of this...

Did you see that?

There it is!

It's really cold!

No, you don't.

- I think I'm filming.

- Are you filming? Thanks.

So, Jack, anything you wanna say to Dan?

'Cause this is it, buddy.

Tommy?

Don't you think if you're shooting the

wedding you should wear some pants?

Hi, how are you?

Dan, today is your day, my friend,

and we are happy to be here.

Tommy even wore his lucky boxers.

We're here for you, brother,

and we love you.

Lauren is late.

She's gotta be freaking

out that I'm late.

Any pre-wedding advice for Dan and Skylar?

Put the other person's needs first.

Maybe that's why I'm still single.

Quit chasing after

the wrong girls, buddy.

How you feeling, buddy?

Do not film me while I'm peeing.

That's not gonna make the video.

Oh, it is, it is.

I left my car running

outside if you wanna bolt.

Your car wouldn't make it

out of the parking lot.

- It's a piece.

- What? Just put some new tires on it.

Could always hijack the limo.

You need to find yourself

a girl like Skylar.

Groom wisdom. Nice.

I'm serious. There's nothing better than

being in an honest, committed relationship.

Coming from the guy who

just joined the church

because his fiance wouldn't

have married him otherwise.

Hey, the girl gets what she wants, bro.

Gentlemen.

- Mr. Chapman.

- Mr. Chapman.

Congrats. Hey, nice wedding.

Okay, if this is as compelling content as

you're getting, we're gonna be in trouble.

- I got great stuff with Dan.

Wait till you see it. - I'm sure.

Get out of the way.

Just trying to capture the good,

the bad and the ugly.

Did you just use the word "ugly"

at Skylar's wedding?

I did.

- You know, you could help.

- I am. I got you in focus.

You gonna catch the bouquet?

Yeah, she is.

All right, let's do this.

Do you, Dan, take Skylar to

be your lawfully wedded wife,

and, forsaking all others,

keep thee only unto her,

so long as you both shall live?

I do.

And do you, Skylar, take Dan to

be your lawfully wedded husband?

- I do.

- The rings?

I give you this ring as a

sign of my promise to you.

With all that I have and

all that I am, I honor you.

I give you this ring as a

sign of my promise to you.

And with all that I have and

all that I am, I will honor you.

And now, by the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

Dan! Come here!

- Hi.

- Hey.

Are you the videographer or something?

Documentaries.

I'm doing it as a favor for Dan.

I was his wingman throughout LSU.

Sorry, my name... I'm Tommy.

Ashton. Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you. I'll facebook you.

She's taken, Tommy.

Story of my life.

Father, we come here today

to thank you for Skylar and Dan

and the gift they are to all of us here.

We ask that you keep them close

and keep them in your

heart and bless them.

- Amen.

- Amen.

What?

It's on me.

I will never forget when

Dan called me and said,

"I'm gonna ask Skylar to marry me. "

Dan said to me, "When you find the one,

"whether you believe in God,

whether you believe in fate or whatever,

"you act on it. "

And you did, and I tip my hat

to you for doing just that.

So let's give a warm round of

applause for the bride and the groom.

Cake for the girl at table one.

Is it diet?

Come on, you gotta be done

starving yourself. The wedding's over.

Good point.

Look at that.

So cute.

I've seen you in action at

weddings before, all right,

and currently you're not dancing

on a table or breaking glasses.

Come on. It's me.

I'm at my best friend's wedding and

I'm upset because my boyfriend

just gave a speech on

how important it is

to act on it when you cross

paths with the right person.

It was a pretty good speech.

I crossed paths with

Jack seven years ago.

No, no, I get it. I get it. I get it.

I'm so lame. I'm sorry.

No, you're not lame. Okay?

You are a catch.

Yeah. Most amazing girl I've ever met.

What?

- Top 100 for sure.

- Good. Funny.

But probably number one.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

It's time for the bouquet toss.

Come on, ladies.

One!

- Two!

- Throw it over here, Skylar.

Three!

Let's get Jack here!

Jack, get up here!

Hey, baby. You okay?

- I gotta go.

- Why?

- What happened?

- Don't worry about it.

Is everything okay?

I love you, and I show it.

So I don't get it.

Either you don't love me, or you have a

really crappy way of letting me know it.

Am I missing something?

Seriously, I don't know what...

You rolled your eyes. It was a joke.

- Honey, I'm sorry.

- I can't do this anymore.

Wait. Hold on.

Please don't leave. Please.

I love you. I'm sorry. We...

Tommy. Really? Come on, man.

- Tommy, please?

- What's going on?

Come on, man. I know you got

a camera, but... Ally! Ally!

What's going on?

We'll just talk after.

We'll give her some time to cool down.

Let's go back and party. Come on.

- You sure?

- Yeah. Come on. Let's go.

Thanks for heading up to our room

to get the presents, Tommy.

Yeah, no problem.

Now that I have you guys trapped,

let me ask you this.

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