The Producers Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1967
- 88 min
- 1,583 Views
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Meeow. Meeow. I wonder where Old
Tom is tonight? Meeow.
BIALYSTOCK, WITH GREAT WILL, PUSHES THE HATE OUT OF HIS FACE
AND REPLACES IT WITH SWEETNESS.
BIALYSTOCK:
Rowrrr.
BIALYSTOCK GLIDES IN TOM-CAT FASHION OVER TO HIS PREENING
P*SSY-CAT.
FREEZE-ACTION.
CREDIT.
RESUME ACTION.
BIALYSTOCK FINISHES CROSSING TO DESK, PUTS HIS FACE DOWN
NEAR HERS AND SOFTLY MEWS INTO HER EAR. SHE SUDDENLY LETS
OUT A FIERCE HOWL AS SHE REBUFFS HIM WITH A SAVAGE SWIPE OF
HER "PAW". BIALYSTOCK GRABS HIS STRICKEN FACE WITH BOTH
HANDS AND SHRIEKS.
BIALYSTOCK:
Aieeeeyiyiyiyiyi,
CLOSE-UP OF BIALYSTOCK'S PAIN-RIDDEN FEATURES.
STOP ACTION.
CREDIT.
RESUME ACTION.
BIALYSTOCK FALLS INTO THE CHAIR MOANING. SHE HOPS ON TO HIS
LAP. FROM HIS BREAST POCKET SHE TAKES A HANDKERCHIEF AND
TENDERLY DABS HIS CHEEK WITH IT.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Oh, Bialy, Bialy, darling, did I
hurt you?
FREEZE-ACTION.
CREDIT.
RESUME ACTION.
6.
BIALYSTOCK:
My hand. My hand. I can't turn my
hand.
(he turns his hand)
THERE IS A RAPPING AT THE DOOR. WE HEAR IT, THEY DON'T.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
(taking his hand)
Don't worry. I'll kiss it and make
it well.
(she smothers his
hand with kissers)
BIALYSTOCK:
(trying to rescue his hand)
Enough. It's better. Please,
Lambchop, it's better. Stop.
You're hurting it again.
CUT TO DOOR. IT OPENS. LEO BLOOM ENTERS.
BLOOM:
(his forward motion
arrested by the
unbelievable scene)
How do you do. I mean ... Excuse
me ... I mean ...
BIALYSTOCK:
You mean ooops, don't you? Say
ooops and get out.
BLOOM:
I'll wait in the hall ...
BIALYSTOCK:
Oooooooops!
BLOOM:
(backing out of door)
Ooooooops.
LITTLE OLD LADY HOPS OFF BIALYSTOCK'S LAP AND GOES TO DOOR.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
There's one in the apartment just
opposite my bedroom window. I
swear that man NEVER takes his
field glasses off me for a minute.
7.
SHE LOCKS DOOR AND STARTS BACK TOWARD BIALYSTOCK.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Feeling better?
BIALYSTOCK NODS HIS HEAD IN ASSENT.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Good. Let's fool around. Now,
I'll be the innocent little milk
maid and you'll be the naughty
stable boy.
(she goes into her act)
Oh, this milk is so heavy. I'll
never reach the house. Help. Will
someone help me?
BIALYSTOCK:
(stopping her)
Wait. Wait. We can't play today.
I have too many appointments.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
(crushed)
We can't play today?
BIALYSTOCK:
Thursday. Thursday. We'll play
Thursday. We'll play the Contessa
and the chauffeur.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Oh, the best one.
BIALYSTOCK:
(trying to steer her
towards the door)
Until Thursday, then, Contessa Mio.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
(she sits on the sofa)
Oh, Bialy, please, just a little.
Just a little.
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