The Private Life of Don Juan Page #3

is a dangerous sport.

I'll be waiting all night.

You followed us again.

I must see Don Juan.

- Why do you want to see Don Juan?

- Well, I-I want to be like him.

- You dress like him.

- Yes. I do everything like him.

- Well, what do you want with him?

- The last trick. The last turn.

The real victory.

The mastery of women.

I don't know how it's done...

and until I do it's no use for me to go around

climbing balconies and kissing women.

- Climbing balconies?

- Mmm.

- Where were you last night?

- Oh, I had a grand time.

-I climbed nearly every balcony in Seville.

- I see.

- Don Juan would like to see you.

- Would he?

- Very much. Wait here, will you?

- Certainly. Oh -

Is it true he had 857 affairs

in three years?

To be exact, 903.

- What have you got there?

- Nothing.

How many times have I told you

not to eat anything starchy?

I think it's disgusting

I can't eat what I want.

Isn't your figure your only asset?

There must be a lot of women

that like fat men.

Yes, rich, fat men.

I'll sack the cook.

- What do you mean by sending this up?

- Oh, he begged me so hard to.

- I hadn't the heart to refuse him.

- Very well. You're sacked.

Sacked? Why, who's master here,

Don Juan or you?

I am! I look after his figure, his finances,

his fame and his future.

- Get out.

- No.

- No, no, seora, you can't come in.

- Oh, yes.Just for 10 minutes.

- No, no, you mustn't.

- You can't come in.

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- Coming!

Throw this man out.

Oh, forgive me, sir.

It shall not occur again.

I have a large family.

Hmm. Well, I have a soft heart.

In the future, no starch.

- Remember,you are cook to Don Juan.

- Very well, sir.

Who are you?

- What are you doing?

- Let me look.

Thank you.

I won't disturb you anymore.

Forgive me, Don Juan.

Oh, no. Stop!

- What did you come here for?

- All the women in Spain are dreaming about you.

I had to see you.

Well, now you have seen me.

You're not disappointed?

You're even more wonderful

than I imagined.

Are you married? Happily?

- Who is happily married nowadays?

- Oh, he neglects you!

Mm-hmm.

To neglect

such a glorious creature -

Oh, you're joking.

[ Gasps ]

No, no, I only wanted to see you.

Ecstasy.

Who could resist you, Don Juan?

- I found out how we were discovered.

- Dolores.

No, not at all. There's a young man downstairs

who has taken your place.

Oh, nobody can take my place.

Last night he gave

such a good imitation of you...

that everyone is satisfied

you're in Seville.

- What did he do?

- Climbed balconies, kissed women, seduced wives.

Did everything you can do

and was a great success.

Now you'd better go.

Tonight, then?

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