The Private Life of Don Juan Page #2

- She loves you.

Loves me? Buying my debts?

Putting me in jail?

- You've only got to go back to her.

- Listen, I like jails.

I've always wanted to go to jail.

I insist on going to jail.

She can keep you there

for two years.

Oh, my love is going to jail

I'm putting my love to jail

Tomorrow morning

my love will be in jail

I don't understand you, my sweet.

What's the use of him if you put him in jail?

Do you remember

when you were in love?

If I think very hard, my sweet.

Well, think very hard.

Was he unfaithful?

Oh, I don't have to think hard.

Every man is unfaithful.

And when he was unfaithful,

did you want to lock him up?

Lock him up? [ Gasps ]

Chains on his hands and feet and neck.

You are right, my sweet.

You're wrong there, Conchita, because if you

put chains on his hands and his legs and neck...

he wouldn't be able

to embrace you.

Are you going to see him

in jail then?

Twice every day.

I've been appointed

the visiting governor.

He'll see no other woman but me.

How clever you were

to buy up all his debt.

[ Giggling ]

- Master?

- Hmm?

- Is it true you're really going to jail?

- Mmm.

- Why don't you go and see the lady?

- 'Cause I hate her.

During the year I was with her

she nagged me, watched me like a cat...

and accused me of being unfaithful.

- Were you?

- Yes, but she only guessed.

- Master.

- Mmm?

Aren't ladies pretty well all alike to you?

What have you got against this lady?

I adore women.

I never was able to resist women.

But this is the one woman in the world that

I'm determined to resist with my last breath.

- Why?

- That's my secret, Pedro.

Doa Dolores,

how did you discover we were here?

How can I help discovering it when Don Juan

has climbed every balcony in Seville?

Don Juan has not left the house

since we arrived yesterday evening.

[ Laughs ] I know women

whose balconies he's climbed.

I swear to you,

Don Juan has not left the house.

You swear as easily as Don Juan,

Leporello.

Doa Dolores, do you really

want to send him to jail?

Well, what else can I do when I'm in love with him

and he climbs every balcony in Seville?

- Can't that be forgiven?

- You know it can't.

He's only got to come

and ask me for the bills.

Is it so difficult for him

to come and see me?

He shall come and see you.

- Don't you believe it?

- No.

Do you think

he dislikes you so much?

I think he's afraid

he may like me too much.

But still, if he comes,

the bills will go into the fire.

You're very generous, Doa Dolores.

Thank you.

You don't think, um, an accident

might happen to Don Juan?

- No. I'll take good care of him.

- Well, you take very good care of him.

Balcony climbing

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