The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #2

Season #2 Episode #2

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George Jr:
He's cool!

Lucy:
Yeah!

George:
Right. Hey, after the show's over, you want me to take you down on the pirate ship?

George Jr:
Sir Frederick is gonna take us.

George:
What? You don't need to wait for Sir Frederick. I could take you the set tonight.

George jr:
Yeah, Dad, but Mom says if we come back on Friday, I can bring some money and get a sword just like Sir Frederick's. I'll wait till Friday.

Sir Fredrick/Mr Louis: (Jimmy gourd): (LAUGHING) You're no match for me! Take that! Taste my steel!

George jr:
Cool! Did you see Sir Frederick?

Lucy:
He's a hero!

MAN:
Hey, cabin boy! Refill!

George:
(GROANS) Coming. (SIGHING) I can't believe my own kids are coming back to get a tour from Sir Frederick.

Elliot:
It's just cause he's in the show.

Sedgewick:
And he's big and strong and brave and manly.

Elliot:
When I'm in the show, after my audition, Bernadette'll think I'm a hero, too.

Sedgewick:
Yeah, after your audition. Look at George here. This guy knows every line in that show. He knows more about pirates than Blackbeard himself.

Elliot:
So, why didn'the try out?

Sedgewick:
Yeah, George. Why don't you?

George:
It would never work.I'm just not the type.

Sedgewick:
There you go.

All:
(GASPING)

Sedgewick:
Excuse me, sir. The day's show is over. I say, the show is over.

Blind man:
The hour is near. The call is coming. Adventure awaits. Though you will stumble, the crab will show you the light. When adversity devours you, a lever will set you free. When all hope is gone, help will come from above in the shape of a donkey! Take heed, O friends. The stage is set for the heroes at hand.

Sedgewick:
The crab of adversity will devour the donkey? What was that about? And why would a blind guy come to a dinner theater, anyway?

George:
Maybe he likes the music.

Elliot:
I know what it means.

BOTH:
What?

Elliot:
Don't you see? "The stage is set for the heroes at hand." We're gonna be in the show, all of us.

George:
What?

Elliot:
Listen to me.There's the stage. We're the heroes at hand. Get it? If we all audition,we're going to be stars.

Sedgewick:
How would he know?

George:
The blind are oftenblessed with keen insight.

Elliot:
Our gals would really look up to us if we were in the show.

George:
And my kids would think I'm a hero.

Sedgewick:
The stage is set for the heroes at hand.

George:
I got my own set of piratecostumes in my locker. I've been saving them for, you know, whatever.

Elliot:
"The hour is near."

Sedgewick:
"The call is coming."

George:
Let's give it a shot!

Mr Hibbing(Mr. Nezzer): Okay, let's get this over with. It's way past my bedtime.

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