The Pirates of Somalia Page #2
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are popular and stuff.
- Okay, bro, you lost me.
- Journalistic integrity,
it's gonna be worth
something on the resume
when I apply to Harvard's
journalism school.
- [laughs] Right, right.
- Hey, I got an idea for a story
I'm gonna submit.
It came to me when I was
- What's--what's the angle?
- The end of the comedic
dictator.
Kim Jong is on his death bed,
and once he goes,
where's the dictator
comedy gonna come from?
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
He's funny and very alive.
- He's not funny.
- He's a little funny.
- He's a little funny, but no
one can pronounce his name.
- Your story is flawed, bro.
- You guys want to hear
something f***ed up?
Tracy's getting engaged.
- Where did you hear that sh*t?
- Mm, Kate.
She said she saw
it posted on Facebook.
Lit professor.
- No way. Tracy is repulsed
by older men.
- You were older.
- Two years is not older, man!
- It's a little bit older.
- F*** you, Crowe.
- Hey, are you sure you don't
want to hit Parrots with us?
- No, dude, I got to--
- Do some sh*t nobody
gives a f*** about?
- Exactly.
- All right, well,
that is your loss,
but if you change your mind,
please hit us up.
- You got it. Later, dudes.
- See you, buddy.
- See you.
- F***ing moron.
- What?
- Ahh! Ahh!
- Name's Bahadur, here
to see Dr. Fleshman
about my back.
- Have you ever been here
before?
- No.
- All right, you'll just need
to fill out these forms.
- Right.
- You okay?
- Yeah, I just hurt my back,
figured I'd get a jump
[grunts]
- So, you busting on grey hairs?
To make a move on Kaitlyn, eh?
- Excuse me?
- That's all right,
I understand.
I'd take down all of humanity
just to bang her.
- Seymour.
- Ooh. I was just talking.
I'm trying to keep it
- Yeah, leave him alone.
- You know what I'm saying.
Sorry. What happened
to your back?
- Sh-shoveling.
- Shoveling?
- Yeah.
- I got, uh, shrapnel moving
around the vertebrae.
It's a b*tch.
- Well, sounds like I got the
better end of the deal in here.
- Oh, bullshit.
Shoveling? I hate shoveling.
Pointless waste of time, no?
Name's Seymour Tolbin.
- Ah.
- Oh, oh, sorry.
- Wait, Seymour Tolbin?
- Yeah.
- The--who writes for
"The Daily Mail?"
- Wrote.
I'm retired, sort of.
But that's right. That's me.
- Holy f***.
You are one of my favorite
journalists of all time.
- Come on. You Facebook people
have favorite journalists?
- You were one of the
first reporters who had the guts
Ong Thanh as a loss.
- That's--
so you're a journalist?
- No. Well, I mean, yeah,
I want to be,
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