The Pink Panther 2 Page #3

What'd I tell you?

The theft of the Pink Panther would be

the fourth high-profile crime...

Oh, my God! He was right.

The Dream Team was supposed to start

its investigations in Kyoto, Japan,

but it's just been diverted to Paris.

France is in shock.

The international Dream of detectives will begin...

I'm standing outside the Grand Palais

where the Pink Panther has been stolen.

Why are they cheering?

This is a national tragedy.

We live in a media age.

You must learn to adapt.

Then adapt I shall.

- Who do you think did this, Inspector?

- Inspector, any comment?

Tornado, I'm coming to get you.

One more.

Tornado, I'm coming to get you.

There's your one.

Good afternoon, Inspector.

The other detectives have already arrived.

They are waiting for you.

- I'm sorry, I don't remember your name.

- What?

- Yes. I am Nicole.

- Yes, so nice to see you again.

You, too, Inspector.

Well, enough of this foreplay.

Where are the other detectives?

Yes, they're outside f***ing

I hope no one has

tampered with your p*ssy

A crime scene is like a code.

You decipher it,

and it will lead inexorably to the criminal.

That is why it must always be kept

in pristine condition.

Good day. I'm Inspector Jacques Clouseau

of the French Police.

Vicenzo Roccara

Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

And your name?

Vicenzo Roccara

Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

That is your name. I thought you were

ordering in Italian. Once again.

Vicenzo Roccara

Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

Don Corleone.

I'm Kenji Mazuto.

Kenji Mazel Tov.

Randall Pepperidge.

And this is my associate Gilbert Ponton,

and this is Nicole.

Nicole is here to service your needs,

so feel free to use her

in any way you wish.

And now there is a crime scene waiting.

Excuse me. "El sceno de crimo."

- That is not Italian, and I do speak English.

- Really? Prove it.

Gentlemen, we first have to determine

how the crime was committed.

And as I am an expert at deduction...

- You are an expert at deduction?

- That is my field.

I believe deduction is my field

and since you are experiencing hip pain...

How did you know that?

One side of the sole of your shoe

is worn more than the other.

You're favoring your right leg.

Tell me, did you enjoy

your double espresso this morning?

- How did you...

- Your pupils are noticeably dilated.

And will you be moving out

of the Hotel Montmartre?

They are doing construction at night

around the Montmartre

so as not to disturb daytime traffic.

From your puffy eyes,

I deduce you spent a sleepless night.

Speaking of traffic,

are you enjoying your Smart car?

Your trousers are wrinkled

behind the knees.

And how do you think your favorite

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