The Philadelphia Story Page #2
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treat all your other writers.
You really hate me,
don't you, Connor?
No. I don't like you
very much, though.
You hate me, I trust,
Miss lmbrie?
No. I can't afford to hate anybody.
I'm only a photographer.
Ask him to wait.
Your assignment will be Spy's
most sensational achievement:
Tracy Lord.
Big game hunting in Africa,
fox hunting in Pennsylvania...
married on impulse
and divorced in a rage...
and always unapproachable
by the press.
"The Unapproachable Miss Lord."
"The Philadelphia Story."
"Closed were the portals
of snobbish fox hunting." No.
"No hunter of foxes
is Spy magazine."
Anyway, presented for
the first time, quote:
"A wedding day
inside mainline society."
"Or what the kitchen maid saw
through the keyhole." Unquote.
Writing's your job.
I'm only the publisher.
All right, publisher,
take this. Quote:
"No hunter of buckshot in the rear
is cagey, crafty Connor."
Unquote. Close paragraph.
Close job.
Close bank account.
But how can we possibly get inside
the Lord estate, let alone the house?
We're not gonna do it,
doggone it!
It's degrading!
It's undignified!
So is an empty stomach.
How do we get in?
Ask the gentleman to come in.
- I understand we understand each other.
- Quite.
This gentleman has been employed
Fortunately, he came up
yesterday on the clipper...
and I believe he can
help us with our problem.
How?
Tracy Lord's brother Junius is
in the American embassy down there...
and he's an old friend
of this gentleman's.
He'll introduce you to the Lords
as intimate friends of Junius.
Dear old Junius.
This Tracy Lord,
does she know you?
You might say Miss Lord and I
grew up together.
You might also say
you were her first husband.
Yes, you might.
Holy mackerel.
What goes on here?
I remember your honeymoon very well,
you and she on a little sailboat.
- The True Love, wasn't it?
- How did you know?
I was the only photographer
whose camera you didn't smash.
You were terribly nice about it.
You threw it in the ocean.
One of those, huh?
Yes, I had the strange idea
our honeymoon was our own business.
Incidentally, he paid for the cameras.
I got a nice letter of apology too.
Always the gentleman, huh?
Except on occasion.
Now, what are the plans?
The wedding's Saturday.
Today is Thursday.
They should spend tomorrow night
as guests of the Lords.
There's somethin' screwy here.
If you've resigned, why are you
doin' all this unless you...
You wanna get even
with your ex-bride, huh?
I'll have a car pick them up
at noon tomorrow in north Philadelphia.
Mike, there's spit in your eye.
It shows.
Maybe they'd rather we go around
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