The Perfect Match Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 96 min
- $7,428,856
- 989 Views
It's hilarious.
You know, I have this client...
wrote this whole song
about how he's not worried about anything.
Turns out, that's all
worried about that.
Got a girl, and maybe she doesn't think
his penis is big enough.
And you know what?
with a monkey...
clutching it, like it's his baby blanket.
- What?
- Rapper, monkey...
- No!
How did you get French Montana from that?
Because he has a monkey.
No, that is not who I'm talking about.
He has a big record called
Ain't Worried About...
It's not French Montana.
Do you know how many people
have pet monkeys?
A lot of people have them, yeah.
Morning, Charlie.
Nick.
Good to see you. Good morning, Terri.
Hi, Tiffany.
- Good morning, Kareem.
- Good morning.
Is Dallas in my office?
No, Dallas is in Texas.
- Really?
- No, really, actually he is.
He sent his protege Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- He's inside waiting for you.
- Got it.
Roll my calls in 30, and my coffee.
It's already on your desk, sir.
Black, two Stevias, next to the trades.
Yes. And again, no "sir," okay?
Call me "Charlie," "Charlie Mac."
Don't call me "sir."
Yes, sir. I mean, Charlie.
Charlie Mac.
Stupid joke.
- Timothy.
- Hey, what's up, man?
- I like that coat. It's nice.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much, man.
You are on fire right now.
I'm trying, man.
What is it, three million
followers on YouTube?
Yep.
600 million views was the last email?
600 million views.
Love it. So, what's next?
That's why I wanted to talk to you.
I think I'm ready
to start this new project.
I'm trying to be like
the Asian Will Smith.
- The Asian Will Smith?
- Yeah.
TV, movies, Grammys, all that.
I love it. I love the ambition. All right?
We're gonna slow it down
just a little bit.
Now, back to YouTube...
Abram, I'm here with a client.
A client?
Who is he?
An important client.
Okay. It doesn't matter.
I have real business to discuss.
Could you excuse me?
Yeah.
I'm sorry. I didn't shake hands.
What's the very short version?
Marty is about to call us
in the conference room for a meeting...
'cause I just signed this huge company.
They have a shitty product,
but it doesn't matter...
'cause they threw
a sh*t-ton of money at it.
And of course, I told them
I just need a brilliant plan
from you, my man...
to make sure that the agency
doesn't get f***ed in the ass...
for the next 20 years with lawsuits.
You know what I mean?
I hate when you do that.
Hate when I do what? Sign big companies?
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