The People vs. Larry Flynt Page #2

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in a gas station.

Came in pretty handy.

Well, I'm glad we helped you out, but,

you know, it ain't for subscription.

This guy.

- Game one, steel-curtain defence

- Chips?

- never gave the Bengals a chance.

- Chips?

No, thanks.

- Look at her tits. They're nice.

- They're nice, but they don't look real.

- I don't understand this magazine.

- Look at her butt.

Fuzzy pictures, articles

but I don't know what the hell

they're talking about.

You guys read Playboy?

- Well, yeah. Sure.

- Yeah.

Did you? Excuse me, baby.

Did you enjoy this month's article

on how to hook up

your quadraphonic stereo system?

I think I missed that one.

And did you follow their advice

on how to make a perfect martini?

- Larry, come on, man, move over.

- Who is this magazine for anyway?

I mean, you know, if It's like,

if you don't make 20,000 plus a year

you don't jerk off.

Seven million people buying it,

and nobody's reading it.

Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you.

- Give me a jelly doughnut, will you?

- Yeah, I got your jelly.

How many pages do we have

right now, exactly?

- We have 105.

- That's no good.

- Why not?

- 106 is good. 104, that's good.

- 105

- You connected with these numbers?

No, it's gotta be an even number.

Because a paper's got two sides,

right? That's two. Multiples of two.

No, a page has four. Four.

It's like four. It's one, two, three, four.

- You fold it, put the staple.

- That's it.

- It's not even an even number.

- That's right.

We'll get it figured out. We'll ask Larry.

What the hell's he doing?

Baby, let me see that flower

in your left hand.

No, not that one.

Your other left hand.

- Yeah, that's it.

- What? Hey, hey, hey.

Look, you know, we're not running

a flower shop here, okay?

We're selling the girl.

Stop futzing around with the props

and the pillows and the flowers,

and just shoot the girl. Okay?

Okay, now,

let's go for that leg thing here.

Let's recline a little. Yeah.

Let's see you open up them legs

a little bit.

Now give me a little wider. That's it.

Now give me a little wider.

A little wider.

Just another little touch wider.

- No, baby, not quite that wide.

- Wait, wait, wait.

No. That Get back to that.

That's exactly what we want.

Here. Okay, that's perfect.

Leave it there.

That's what you want.

A woman's vagina has

as much personality as her face.

- But you can't show the genitalia.

- Why not?

Well, Larry, Rudy's right.

- You can't legally show the vagina.

- Hey, shut up, Jimmy.

- Rudy, are you a religious man?

- Yeah.

- Okay, you believe God created man?

- Yeah.

- God created woman.

- Yeah.

Well, then surely the same God

created her vagina.

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