The Penguin on the Run Page #2

Henrik Kowalski:

Police... it's what's for dinner!

Natalia Kowalski:

Thank you, Henrik Kowalski.

Henrik Kowalski:

Uhh.

Chase McCain:

I think Henrik Kowalski dislodged

one too many rocks with his skull.

Natalia Kowalski:

But he's right, Chase.

Oh, I just know there's the way

for you to fit in here.

Henrik Kowalski:

(offscreen)

All right, who's on sentry duty?

Natalia Kowalski:

That's it! That's it—

My boyfriend on sentry duty!

Chase the sentry!

Henrik Kowalski:

Chase the sentry?!

Why don't you save the supervillains,

the trouble and kill me now?

Just kill me now!

Chase McCain:

He has a point.

Natalia Kowalski:

All you have to do is watch for

supervillains and yell if you see one.

Look at Baby Sonic.

Baby Sonic:

Don't close your eyes!

I'm too fast!

Somebody's gotta guard us!

Somebody's gotta protect us!

Chase McCain:

Well. Now I'm convinced.

Natalia Kowalski:

Listen—it's outside, up in the breeze,

under the wide-open sky—

isn't that what you want?

Or maybe you would rather have him,

he goes back on the swimming crew.

Henrik and People of Tokyo:

NOPE!

Natalia Kowalski:

Good... then we all agree.

Chase, listen to Henrik Kowalski.

He'll teach you everything

you need to know.

And Chase...

Natalia Kowalski:

(earnestly)

...Try to make this one work.

Henrik Kowalski:

Scurry, sniff, flinch!

Scurry, sniff, flinch!

Scurry, sniff, flinch!

Good.

Now... what do we do?

If do we see a supervillain.

Chase McCain:

Scream "Natalia!".

Henrik Kowalski:

That's right, mister!

Because of the word out

there is fraught with danger.

Fraught, I tell you!

Chase McCain:

Oh, boy. It's the Chinese New Year.

Henrik Kowalski:

(furiously pantomiming)

Even all bloodthirsty supervillains

are waiting to rip us limb from limb!

Chase McCain:

(applauding sarcastically)

Bravo, Henrik Kowalski.

Way to sell it to the cheap seats.

Henrik Kowalski:

Applaud now, sonny boy.

But try clapping when you

don't have any hands!

Chase McCain:

Scurry, sniff, flinch.

Scurry, sniff, flinch.

Huh... I like the sound of that.

Scurry, sniff, flinch.

Scurry, sniff, flinch.

Scurry, sniff, flinch.

Scurry, sniff, flinch!

Chase McCain:

(singing)

There's more to life than panic

And bein' some other

guy's snack—enough.

I may be delicious, organic

But this little entree's fightin' back!

I'm gonna do aquatic turtles fight

And live at a new gratitude

I'm gonna reach for

the stars to remind me

Those police officers

are not merely food!

For once I'll be...

Lookin' out for me... yeah!

I'll tell you what I want

This shark is movin' on

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