The Party Is Over Page #2

Okay.

Okay.

( Man moaning )

This is not

what I expected.

Well, what did

you expect?

Not homemade

pornography.

So you don't like it?

No, I don't like it.

Who are these people, anyway?

Your parents?

My parents?

No, of course not.

Well, then, who are they? Whose house

did you break into to make this?

I didn't make this.

I just bought it.

That's even worse. Who did you buy

it off of? Some Somalian peddler?

It's not a kidney off the

black market, it's a porno.

It's gross. Why would

you show this to me?

Because you asked me to.

You begged me to show you.

I didn't know it was

gonna be like this.

These people are old and saggy.

This turns you on?

I am just trying to say

that these are

real people

experiencing real sexual

love with each other.

But they didn't agree

to let you watch them.

That's probably somebody's mom.

They might be grandparents.

They're not actors. That's

what's weird about it, will.

Okay, listen, Sarah. This

is supposed to be fun.

There is nothing

to feel bad about.

( Moaning continues )

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I can't. I can't.

I got to go.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

I will take you home.

I'm just not as open as you are.

Yeah, no.

No, it's not you. I think

I've got some issues.

Yeah, I think you do.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Mm. Mm.

( Coughs )

Oh.

Fino, Fino...

Hmm?

What were you gonna

ask me earlier, Fino?

Uh, I don't remember.

I think you do, Fino.

You're nutso.

Let me try to think.

Yeah, okay, I remember.

Lay it on me, Fino.

I'll tell you

anything you want.

All right.

I was, um, wondering

if you ever let David

get rough with you.

You know,

like we used to.

Ask David to get rough?

Yeah.

You never asked him?

No, never.

Why not?

David took three shots

and literally had

to be carried home.

We don't f*** with the lights on. I don't

even know what his penis looks like.

So you don't even

want to let him try?

No, Fino.

It... it would be

disappointing.

So why couldn't we have

stopped all that stuff?

I don't really want to

talk about this anymore.

Because that's basically what you're

doing now, but with some doofus.

Hey. Boring sex aside,

he's a really nice guy.

Oh. That's what

you like, right?

Nice guys.

You know, for

whatever reason, Fino,

you were the only guy

who would...

Indulge me.

And it pissed me off

you didn't want to anymore.

Great.

I got to get

another drink.

Fino... Fino...

Sana! Hey, sana!

Hey!

Hey!

Uh, can I call you

sometime?

I don't really

date that much.

Who said anything

about a date?

Who said anything about a date?

Oh, well, okay.

Just kidding.

But seriously, uh,

maybe we should.

That'd be weird.

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