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Season #2 Episode #1: Separate Tides

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Luz:
The Selkidomus hunt. I want in.

[ship horn blowing]

Salty:
You think you can handle this, squirt?

Luz:
I can handle anything.

Eda:
Hey, Lily! How do I look?

Lilith:
Uh...

Eda:
Getting scammed at the market was such a bummer, but it gave me an idea on how to earn a little more cash. You wanna come? I may not be at full power, but I can still make potions!

Lilith:
I am quite fine. Thank you.

Eda:
Aight. Have fun wallowing in self-pity and feeling bad for cursing me. Byeeeeeee!

Lilith:
[sighs] I guess I deserve this. There's gotta be a way to make it up to her. Edalyn isn't the only Clawthorne with a talent for potions. [chuckles] Ooh. I bet she would love a peek inside the castle.

Hooty:
New roomie check-in!

Lilith:
[screams]

Hooty:
How's my bestie doing? A scrying potion!? [gasps] Lulu, you're trying to spy on your old buddies? I can help! We can find out their crushes. We can give them cute couple names!

Lilith:
No! I can do this alone. Don't follow me! And don't call me Lulu!

Hooty:
A good friend would respect her wishes, but a better friend would help no matter what!

Luz:
When we defeat the Selkidomus and get a boatload of snails, Eda won't have to worry about money for a long time.

King:
King want a cracker!

Salty:
All hands! Alright, crew. The Selkidomus has been ravaging the coastline. It was last seen in the Simmering Shoals. You know the drill, "Snag the quarry, get the money galore-y." We all do the work, we all get a cut.

[all cheering]

Fish Sailor:
I have many debts!

Salty:
Till then, keep everything shipshape. This ain't no pleasure cruise. Don't be a burden, sea squirt.

Luz:
Oh, you don't have to worry about me. [grunts] Hiss.

[ship horn blowing]

Luz:
[shivers, grunts]

Salty:
Well, ye had me confront my own biases and I got nothing but respect for ya now, squirt. I mean, sailor.

Luz:
Thanks, Salty. You make me feel like a real part of the crew.

Salty:
Well, that's because you arghhhh.

[all cheering]

King:
Boo! Hey, that's mine, you feather duster!

[all scream]

King:
Oof. Hey, King want a cracker! [gasps] Ooh! [munches] Huh? Is that the Emperor's sigil? This ship belongs to the Emperor? Oh, boy. I gotta tell Luz.

Golden Guard:
Unfortunately, you won't have the chance.

King:
[screams]

Lilith:
Okay, next is Fire Bee honey.

[buzzing]

Lilith:
[screams] How can I get Fire Bee Honey without ice magic, or porcuspine quills without a sleeping spell? Who am I without magic, without a Coven?

Hooty:
Without friends?

Lilith:
I said--

Hooty:
You don't know how to get those firebees, but I can help.

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