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Season #1 Episode #14: Really Small Problems

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[Cut to a dunk tank.]

Abomination Student: Dunk the skeleton! Win a prize!

[A ball hits the target, dumping the skeleton into a cauldron labelled SKIN. The skeleton pops out now covered in skin.]

Skeleton:
Ah! Aah! I'm covered in pores!

Luz:
Now this is my kind of weird! So what do you wanna do first? We could brave the molar coaster, or eat a mysterious blob...

King:
Ooh, what's that? [runs up to prize booth] Ah! Some kind of deadly string weapon.

Luz:
No, silly. That's a friendship bracelet.

King:
Is that a type of deadly weapon?

Luz:
A weapon of love. [grabs them and puts them together, forming a heart] It's basically a declaration to the whole world that you're the best of friends.

King:
Ooh! That's a safer way than becoming blood brothers! Luz, we must have those bracelets!

Prize Vendor:
And yoink. [takes bracelets back] Sorry, ma'am. If your bone son wants these bracelets you'll have to play the games and win the tickets. You know, carnival rules.

King:
Beat up the man and steal his things for me.

Luz:
Or let's just play the games.

King:
Oh, okay.

Luz & King:
[laugh] Games! Games! Games! Games!

Luz:
[gasps] Friends!

Willow:
Luz!

Gus:
Hey, Luz!

[They all hug.]

Luz:
Oh my gosh, I didn't think I'd see carniv-y'all here.

Gus:
Boo.

Willow:
I got an invitation from Tibbles.

Gus:
We figured it's a trap since we squashed his stand with a walking house.

Willow:
But who cares? This place has a Scarris wheel.

Gus:
It's like a human Ferris wheel but it gives you long-lasting nightmares.

Luz:
Yes! This mama is ready for trauma.

King:
Ahem.

Luz:
Oh, yeah. We're on a very important quest to win a special prize for King.

Willow:
Oh! We can help with that.

Gus:
Aw. Does the little guy wanna win a prize? Uh, does he? Uh, does he? [cooing, waves his finger at King]

King:
Nyeh! [knocks Gus's finger away]

Luz:
What do you think, King? The more the merrier, huh?

King:
Um, sure. Whatever you want, Luz.

Luz:
All right. Approval!

Willow, Luz, & Gus: [cheering]

[The three of them jog away. King tries to keep up and trips. Montage: Willow rolls a skee-ball into the machine's mouth. Luz and Gus cheer her on and the three of them run off. King arrives and gets hit with the ball when the machine spits it at him; the four of them are walking when they notice a picture board. They all stick their heads through the holes, but King is stuck with being the trashcan; Luz takes a bite out of a fried orb and hands it to Willow. She takes a small bite out of it and hands it to Gus. He eats the rest of it, leaving none for King, who had been between Willow and Gus; Luz, Willow, and Gus are leaning against a stand.]

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