The Ouija Exorcism Page #2

going to a cabin

On Friday if you'd

like to join us.

Oh.

That sounds really

cool, but I think um

There's just a million

things to do around here

You know, and Noah

has school on Monday,

So I think we're just

going to sit this one out.

Maybe next time.

Noah?

What was that?

Yeah dad.

Thanks.

Anytime.

It's good to have you back.

If you change your

mind, let me know.

I will.

Ouija, or spirit board, predates

to China around 1100 A.D.

People commonly use

the board as a way

To contact the dead.

Yeah. I mean what's the

worst that could happen?

Okay board, let's see

what you have to say.

I'm looking for my

mother, Jennifer Barnett.

Mom are you there?

Hello?

Anyone there?

Mom?

Grandpa?

Whoopi?

I knew this thing was bullshit.

Hello?

What the?

One. Never play alone.

Two. Never let planchette

count down through

The numbers or backwards

through the alphabet.

Three. Never mention God.

Four. Always say goodbye.

I mean, one out

of four ain't bad.

Hey Dad, does

grandpa have a cat?

I don't think so,

he was allergic.

Why?

No reason.

So, this is it.

Yep.

Look, if you change your mind

Here is the address

to the cabin.

Cell service can be a little

shoddy so just show up, okay?

Okay.

Come on, babe!

We're late for Jeff-town!

Population beers and burgers!

Take care of yourself, Yossi.

Joe.

Sorry, old habits.

Bye, Noah.

So, cabin?

No.

And you make

great sandwiches too.

What do you do?

What do you contribute

to the household?

You drink beer and

you watch football.

And I cook steaks.

Occasionally.

Only when I make you.

Who does the rest of the stuff?

Who fixed the sink the

other day when it got clogged?

What?

Nothing.

We're not going to the cabin.

Fine.

You always said that

grandpa never took you

Anywhere or did anything cool.

I mean it's not like

you're forcing me

To leave home like he did,

But I am going to college.

Don't you want to have

some fun before I go?

What are you doing?

This isn't our exit.

I know.

I'm just proving that I'm cool.

It's not cool if you

say you're cool dad.

Okay.

Well how about

this, I will promise

Not to tell anyone the

only reason you want to

Go to the cabin is so you

can hang out with Chloe.

Have I mentioned you're

the coolest dad ever?

It's not cool to mention it.

Hi guys, sorry,

you just caught me

At the end of my

sun salutations,

I'm working on my

yogi certificate.

You must be Beverly.

Nice to meet you.

Jeff. Hi Chloe.

Teenagers.

Well, make yourselves at home.

The door to the

main house is open,

I'm just going to shower up and

I'll show you guys around.

I'll be right down the

way if you need anything.

Thank you

Thank you. So much.

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