The Other Woman Page #3

because I couldn't crack

the code on his password.

Which is fitting, as obviously I don't

know anything going on in his life.

But, anyhow, I'm here.

I thought maybe we could talk?

No, we can't.

If you have any questions

about your husband,

you should ask him.

Oh, well, I would,

but I'm pretty sure...

...he's lying to me and

sleeping with you.

So...

Am I right?

Oh!

Am I right?

You're sleeping with my husband?

I'm sorry.

I had no idea. I swear.

You're sleeping

with my husband?!

Could you keep it down?

Oh!

Oh, gosh. Okay.

Oh, oh...

Ooh!

I did not expect this at all.

I thought I would come here and

you would tell me I was crazy.

I did not think that

I would be right at all.

I mean, maybe a little,

in that too-horrible-

to-be-true kind of way.

The say-the-awful-

thing-so-that-

the-awful-thing-

doesn't-happen thing.

Ooh! Oh!

Does this...

Does this open?

The window? Anywhere?

There's got to be a little

latch or something.

Does this window open?

No, and for good reason.

If you're having a panic attack,

go outside and get some air.

Let me just lay

down for a minute.

You sure

the window doesn't open?

No. You'll be fine.

This window. Just open it a little.

Crack it. Just crack it.

If you don't mind...

We're out of air. It's hot in here.

Just crack the window.

Okay, I'll tell you anything

you want if you just leave.

Anything?

Anything.

Okay.

Help me up.

How long have you and my husband

been seeing each other?

I don't know...

a couple months.

Did you just start

sleeping together?

We were going to hold off for prom,

but we just got carried away.

We're adults. We had sex.

The details don't matter.

The details do matter, because.

...there's a difference

between having sex

one time and

having sex ten times.

Oh, my God! Did you do

it more than ten times?

I think specifics

are a bad idea.

Okay, fine.

Gun to my head...

...fifty.

Fifty times?!

Fifty times?!

You had sex with my

husband fifty times?!

Don't you have a job?! Or hobbies?!

What is wrong with you?!

Does this mean he's not

training for the marathon?

Yeah... No.

This is not okay.

I am part of Team King.

I quit my job so we could focus on his job.

I put off having kids...

...because he wasn't ready.

I went to China! Do you

know how far away China is?

And it's not all

Hong Kong, either.

Lots of pollution.

What do I do?

Now I'm Barb Melman?

Barb Melman got divorced

and now she has...

...cheek implants and lives

in a condo in Norwalk...

...and has to go on dates. I am

not equipped to go on dates.

The last time I was

single, I was 24

and the dating

pool was everyone!

Now it's like

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