The Opposite of Sex Page #3
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- 1998
- 105 min
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I wouldn't rock the boat either.
You're a homo. Fine, whatever.|Like I give a sh*t.
Nine-- ten at the most-- years older.
He could be your father.
Basically, you're blowing your father.|That can't feel right.
I never knew my father.
And you really think this is a good|way to make up for it?
Matt struggled for a while, which I|thought showed a lot of loyalty to Bill.
But I got him over that. And by|the end of the month...
he was calling in sick to Kinko's|so often, they almost fired him.
I almost felt bad about it.|But I had my reasons.
I know AIDS is like awful and|stuff...
and that guy who got all those|boys up to his room...
and ate them and froze them and|then got killed in prison...
Like we cared.|I mean, all that is disgusting.
But they do look better than|straight people. And smell better.
They're cleaner, if you don't|count viruses.
And there's not all that hair in|their ears and noses and stuff.
So it evens out.
Anyway, Matt wasn't totally faggy.
He knew what to do with it, believe|me.
I've got bad news.
What?
I'm late.
Okay, I'll drive you.
No, I mean, I'm late.
My period's late.
Do you know what that means?
I'm pregnant. We're pregnant.
You're kidding. We were using|condoms.
Are you sure?
Is it mine?
See? Only straight boys ever say|that line. You're in.
No, I mean, don't get my hopes up if|you're not sure.
We were gonna break it to him in|stages.
One, we're in love. Two...surprise.
We had just gotten to number one|when Lucia dropped by. Typical.
I knew you were trouble. This is|your brother here.
And you, how could you?
It just happened. We didn't mean to|hurt anyone.
You're gay, you jerk!
- He just never met the right woman.|- Yeah, one with a dick.
Is that a cut?
For your information, I'm bisexual.
I went to a bar mitzvah once,|that doesn't make me Jewish.
Who says that bisexual sh*t besides|gay men?
I'd understand if we can't go on|living here.
You would get that, congratulations.
It's just that...with the baby and|all, it would be easier.
You're pregnant?
It was gonna be a surprise.
- Do you wanna get an abortion?|- No...god...
Bill, if we could just stay here until|we get married and the baby comes...
Who said anything about getting|married?
You don't wanna get married?
I just don't think it's something we|should rush into.
No, but bring another human life|onto the planet, that's whim time.
Am I the only one here who wants|to kill someone?
- You wish.|- I'll talk to you all tomorrow.
I'm beat.
Smoking is bad for the baby.
Like you care. Or was it someone|else who mentioned abortion?
You're breaking his heart.
I think I'm a little late for that.
Where are you going? Matt?
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