The Opposite of Sex Page #2
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- 1998
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Matt told me about your brother|and Bill. I'm sorry he's dead.
Did he give it to Bill?
That is none of your business.
Actually, it is.
I could drink out of the same cup|or something, accidentally...
if I stay for a while.
What do they teach you in Louisiana?
It's roughly,|you reap what you sow, if you're gay.
You don't get it from cups.
Anyway, they're both negative. Do|you know what negative means?
Bill's kind of cute, isn't he?|Even though he's old.
He's thirty-five.
Yeah, but he's still kind of cute.|He looks like my father.
I have a picture. You wanna see?
Yes.
He married Bill's mom first.
Then he met this lady who typed 140|words per minute.
Traveled around the country...
demonstrating typewriters|and tight sweaters.
After that broke up, he married my|mom.
That's the one that killed him.
Yes, there's a resemblance.
Too bad he's a fairy, right?
That's not how I would put it.
Then, too bad he's however you would|put it.
Matt worked the night shift at Kinko's,|so he didn't go in till four.
We hung out a lot.
He was like a blind person, you|know?
They can't see, but they hear real|well.
Matt couldn't think at all, but he|looked great.
It's survival.
Cute, stupid people survive, have lots|of cute, stupid babies who also survive.
It was like watching evolution at|work...
as long as you reproduced.
How long have you been here?
A year in June.
So it's kind of like, if you were|normal, you'd be in love.
We're normal.
In love, I don't know.
He's like...
I think he was in love with Tom.
Did you know him?
No, just from what his sister says.
Bill doesn't talk about him that|much.
He's like, what, twenty years older|than you?
Nine. Sometimes ten, depending on|the month.
Have you always been a mo?
Yeah, I guess.
You've never slept with a girl.
Nope, never came up.
So to speak, right?
It's just not for me.
How would you know if you've never|tried it?
I never tried Communism, but I know|I wouldn't like that.
It's the same thing. Or grits.
Have you ever slept with a Black|person?
No, I don't think so.
Because you know you wouldn't like|it.
No, I don't know that.
So even though you've never tried|either...
you'd have sex with a Black|person but not with me.
God, it's like reverse|discrimination.
Quotas.
Is it?
Yeah, it's prejudice.
Would you mind?
I think you can reach them yourself.
Scared you'll get a woody?
Dedee, look...
you're really great, but I'm gay.
Theory.
Whatever. You're my boyfriend's|sister--
Half-sister. Look, I get it, okay?
If I was you and I had this great|setup...
and the guy I was with was|fifteen years older than me...
and all I had to do was blow him|a couple of times a year...
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