The Onion Movie Page #2
- NOT RATED
- Year:
- 2008
- 86 min
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out of your situation through hard work.
Why don't you get a job like the rest of us?
According to statistics,
And the surgeon general is taking steps
to address the problem.
- As a result of the rampant
spread of obesity in the U. S...
the government has been forced
to raise the definition of obesity...
from 55% body fat to 90%.
The move, which reduces
the number of obese Americans...
from 200 million to 185 million...
was widely applauded
from coast to coast.
It's high time the government stepped in
and did something about this problem.
I don't wanna be obese.
Man, that sh*t is all f***ed up.
In other news,
Georgia officials announced...
plans to add a swastika and middle finger
Joe's Diner,
an unusual Atlanta area eatery...
was not based around any sports,
music, or movie-based theme-
- Have you spoken to Norm about the changes?
- Not yet.
- He's not gonna be happy.
- But he's got no choice.
Whatever the new parent
company says... goes.
Melissa Cherry is America's
biggest pop sensation...
selling millions of records
to her legions of teenage fans.
But is this young singer
sending the wrong message?
Kip Kendall reports.
Her new album, Come With Me...
has gone quadruple platinum
and made her a household name.
# Baby, when we kiss
#And when you hold my hand
# Oh, yeah
I'm down on my knees #
But some concerned parents
think Melissa Cherry's...
image and music are too sexy...
setting an inappropriate
example for their children.
So, what do you say to
all the concerned parents out there?
Well, Kip, I honestly don't understand
what all the fuss is about.
and having fun.
But clearly the song, "Down on my Knees,"
Melissa, is about fellatio, isn't it?
Ew. It's about how...
like, when you have
a big crush on a boy...
sometimes you get down on your knees
and, like, beg for their love.
# Oh, I got so much love
I need to show it #
What about your first big hit,
"Take Me From Behind"?
"Take Me From Behind"
isn't sexual at all.
It's about love sneaking up on you.
You know, like from the behind.
You know, it could be a boyfriend's love
sneaking up on you...
or a friend's or even Jesus Christ.
# But what I really want is for
you to take me from behind #
# Oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah #
# Oh #
# Oh, oh #
#When you love me right up front
you know that I don't mind #
# But what I really want is for you
to take me from behind #
Let's talk about the song,
"Lollipop Love."
"Lollipop Love" is...
the kind of love
that is just really sweet...
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