The One Armed Swordsmen

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Xiaotian

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Don`t be afraid

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It`ll be over quickly

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I`ll pull on three

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One

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Where`s the tooth?

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Xiaotian, you tricked me!

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I want to keep my tooth

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Xiaotian!

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You tricked me!

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I`ll get you

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Father

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What is it, son?

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My tooth hurts

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Your tooth hurts

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Let me have a look

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Which one hurts?

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Open wider

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This one?

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Show me

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Zhigen`s wife visited the paper mill yesterday

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to chastise the people who didn`t go

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to the celebration for her newborn

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I was busy with an order,

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so I ran

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Really?

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Judging from her body, she`s pregnant again

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She is?

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Mother

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When will you have another child?

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Why do you ask?

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He talks too much

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Let`s replace him

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No

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Yes, we will

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No

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Yes

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No

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Jinxi

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Would you like some

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five spice stew

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That`s alright

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I already ate

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Oh, that`s right...

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I almost forgot, you`re a vegetarian

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This village has prospered

since the paper mill opened

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More and more visitors come here to buy paper

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Welcome, gentlemen

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You sell wine?

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You`re lucky

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We make our own wine, ``Thousand Springs``

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It may be rustic

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But it is as good as old wine

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Give me four pints

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Yes, sir

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Wait

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Give me eight

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Eight pints of ``Thousand Springs``

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Are you martial artists?

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On your way to the county town?

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I must tell you

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A few months ago

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a father and daughter duo of your trade

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passed through here

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They sold me some ``Mighty Pills``

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I can attest that

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they were very potent!

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Sir, your wine...

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This wine

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is also called ``Fragrant Bottle``

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or ``Drop at the Door``

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It tastes horrible

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Waiter

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Does this village have a general store?

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Yes...

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It`s across that way

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We`re here for money

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Are you here to buy paper?

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We`re here for money

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Do you have a letter of credit?

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We`re here

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for the money

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Understood?

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Where`s the money?

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You cut me, idiot

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Help...

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Father!

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Father, are you alright?

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Toes, no fatal wound

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Chest, no fatal wound

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Lower back, no fatal wound

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Genitals, no fatal wound

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Shoulders, no fatal wound

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Fangzheng!

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Watch your children

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Knees, no fatal wound

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Palms, no fatal wound

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Soles, no fatal wound

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These herbs will kill the smell

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