The Night After

Season #Season 6 Episode #4

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(Drew is typing on her computer at work as danny walks in )

Danny:
what you doing

Drew:
Nothing

Danny:
Ok

Drew:
How are you Danny

Danny:
I'm just fine

Drew:
Well I'm getting work done if you need me Ok

(Drew Continues typing )

Danny:
So

Drew:
So what

Danny:
What did santa give ya

Drew:
I didn't open my gifts

Danny:
Well can i

Drew:
Hell no

Danny:
Ok

(Sam enters the room from the copy machine )

Sam:
Well

Danny:
Well

Sam:
Hey there

Danny:
Hi

Drew:
Hey Sam

Danny:
Well aren't you a couple kiss

Drew:
No he ain't my boyfriend anymore

Danny:
Why not

Drew:
Because we decided to call it a quits

(Danny gasp dramatically)

Danny:
Wow

Drew:
Its not that bad

Danny:
Oh drew it must tear you up inside to know you both live together and can't do anything

Sam:
Why not

Drew:
Because i respect myself

Sam:
Yeah ok

Danny:
So I'm gonna get to work

Sam:
Wow he is taking this lightly

(Danny exits as he leaves to call his wife)

Drew:
Because he doesn't care

(Theme Music)

(At the dinner hattie is serving customer food)

Hattie :
Here's your peach Cobbler

Customer:
this is not what i ordered

Hattie:
Don't ever cuss at me like that

Customer:
Get me the right one

Hattie:
Stop before i cut penis off

Customer :
I never

Hattie :
So you woman

(Floyd starts to laugh )

Hattie :
what so funny

Floyd:
that dude told you

Hattie :
shut the hell up floyd

Veronica :
Maybe we can go and eat at the place across the street tonight

Hattie :
And why

Veronica :
To enjoy a date

Floyd:
yeah my baby want it my baby get it

Hattie :
Ew thats so sweet

Floyd:
Don't be jealous

Hattie:
Don't make me call your ex

Floyd :
Don't call her

Hattie:
what you scared floyd

Floyd :
Madea kill me

Veronica :
Baby we can eat here

Floyd :
No we go to the better things

Hattie:
the better things get you killed

(Troy enters the dinner)

Troy:
Where is danny

Hattie:
He ain't here

Troy :
I see that

Hattie:
Well ok ,What you want

Troy:
To have a moment

Floyd:
For

Troy:
To well you know

Hattie:
Uh uh

Troy:
What

Hattie:
Don't make me call drew

Troy:
She is apart of this

Hattie:
What the hell

Floyd:
Uh uh thats nasty

Troy:
Eww here he comes

Brad:
Hi baby you ready

Troy:
Yeah

Hattie:
Uh uh uh uh no

Floyd:
That will not happen in here

Hattie:
Who this

Troy:
Don't worry about it

Hattie:
You cheating on my baby danny

Troy:
He my cousin

Hattie:
Oh well drew know he's here

Troy:
Well no

Floyd:
That ain't yo damn cousin

Troy:
Shut up floyd

Hattie:
Uh uh ,Now I'll tell drew I'll tell drew and she will beat you

Troy:
Whatever

Hattie:
Don't let the bones fool you

Troy:
What

Hattie:
We were at the club and this man grabbed her and bam

Floyd:
What happened

Hattie:
The back of her pump met his eye

Floyd:
What

Hattie:
Umhm she gangsta

Floyd:
For real

Hattie:
Umhm she SPS

Troy:
SPS

Hattie:
Skinny People Stabbing

Floyd:
Oh she living foul

Hattie:
You know what she said after

Floyd:
What

Hattie:
I'm a lady(Sheneheh voice)

Floyd:
And she is

Troy:
Well where she get it from haha

Hattie:
Look drew

Troy:
Where( In scared voice)

(Danny enters the dinner)

Troy:
Hey baby

Danny:
Hey baby

Brad:
Your husband

Troy:
Yeah

Brad:
Oh well that is cool

Danny:
What

Hattie:
Troy is ....

Troy:
Ah

Floyd:
Girl

Hattie:
Uh uh

Floyd:
You lucky drew ain't here

Troy:
What she going do

(Drew enters the restaurant)

Drew:
Hey y'all

Troy:
Im sorry im sorry

Drew:
What the hell

Hattie:
Girl she was dogging you at

Drew:
Oh really

Hattie :
Umhm

Drew:
I ain't got no time to whoop dat ass tonight

Hattie:
I got you girl

Drew:
Amen

Hattie:
I got you girl

Troy:
Whatever

Drew:
Ugh , who dis

Danny:
Its me baby danny

Drew:
Not you fool

Him

Hattie:
You don't know him ?

Drew:
No

Hattie and Floyd :Eww

Troy:
This is our cousin

Drew:
Oh really

Troy:
yeah

Drew:
Well what our uncle's name

Brad:
Berry

Drew:
Hell no

Hattie and Floyd :Eww

Drew:
Who the hell are you

Brad:
Um

Drew:
Um um

Hattie:
Boy yo ass is about to experience the ghetto of drew Cassandra laylee janet Miss Jackson If you nasty Scott Love

Troy:
Huh

Hattie:
In law

Danny:
Uh

Hattie:
In my dreams

Drew:
Not tonight

Hattie:
Ok kim ok

Drew:
Boy you not my cousin

Troy:
Sam

Drew:
Huh

Danny:
Sam entered

(Sam Enters the restaurant with linda and the baby)

Drew:
Oh hi sam

Sam:
Hi Drew

Linda:
Well whats going on

Drew:
Im about to get in that ass

Sam:
Oh

Hattie:
Umhm

Drew:
Tramp

Linda:
Who are you

Brad:
Brad

Drew:
Brad ,Brad ,You aren't my cousin,Who are you

Brad:
Nicki Minaj

Drew:
Are you dumb

She dead , Dead

Linda:
Tell me who this troy

Troy:
Uh fine my doctor

Danny:
What

Drew:
That don't make damn since

Troy:
Well

Drew:
Well

Troy:
Drew

Drew:
No b*tch you tell me what the hell is this

Troy:
Hold up

(Drew pulls out a gun)

(Everybody Screams )

Drew:
Now who the hell are you

Brad:
Her lover (Cries)

Floyd:
What the hell

Hattie:
Girl pull the trigger Drew Robyn Rihanna Miss Fenty If you a robber Scott Love Harris

Danny:
Ok

Brad:
Put the gun down please

Drew:
Ok but i don't need it ,I get in dat ass

(Drew puts gun away)

Danny:
Damn is it bad I'm turned on

Sam:
The things you missed out on

Danny:
Damn

Sam:
She Bad

Hattie:
Umhm and my home girl

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