The New Yoda Chronicles: Raid on Coruscant Page #4

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[BEEPS]

[d]

You are a weak

pathetic farm boy.

Oh, yeah? Well,

your teeth are yellow.

Words can hurt, you know.

[GRUNTS LOUDLY]

Whoa.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[LUKE SCREAMING]

EMPEROR:

You'll never capture me.

[CAMERA FLASHES]

JAWAS:

Utini.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Utini.

[LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

[GUNS COCKING]

Wookiees. Why did it

have to be Wookiees?

[WOOKIEES ROAR]

[LUKE GRUNTING]

You're surrounded,

Your Excellency.

Hand over the Holocrons.

Never.

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Take one more step

and I'll destroy them.

Go ahead,

destroy them.

What?

What?

[ALL ROAR]

ALL:

What?

What?

The Holocrons are worth more

to you than they are to us.

Destroy them, I dare you.

I'll do it.

Here I go.

Zappity zappity.

Go ahead.

Never!

Then I guess

we'll have to do it.

Jek?

Gladly.

No!

[d]

EMPEROR:

I hope this never happens

to me again.

All right.

Yeah.

Way to go.

[WOOKIEES ROARING]

Now let's

get out of here.

[MOANS AND GROANS]

That was odd.

I must have missed

all the action.

EMPEROR:

You think so? Up here.

Get me down.

Oh. Oh, my.

Yes, you should

be ashamed.

It's not that.

I-I can see

your underpants.

What? J-Just get me down.

A bold move

by Luke that was.

And risky.

I can't believe

the Holocrons have gone.

What do we do now?

How will Luke

become a Jedi?

I know.

Luke is smart.

He sacrificed

the Holocrons

so they couldn't be used

for evil ever again.

You will train him.

Yoda. Of course.

That's brilliant.

I'm not sure if the time

is right, though.

He's a little immature.

[GRUNTS]

Yes, a boy he still is.

Not Luke, you.

Next time, tell the truth,

and open your own pickle jars.

[GRUNTS]

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

d It's time to boogie d

d Let's groove, yeah d

d It's time to boogie d

HAN:

What's up?

Luke, I've seen

some great Jedi in my day.

And you've got

something special.

Thanks.

I know I did

the right thing,

but I still wish I could've

gotten my hands on

just one of those Holocrons.

[WOOKIEES ROAR]

That can

be arranged.

[BEEPS]

Oh, man.

I can finally see

a great Jedi in action.

Whoever that is,

he's amazing.

Someday, I hope

I turn out just like him.

[d]

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