The New Yoda Chronicles: Escape from the Jedi Temple Page #3

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If it isn't my old

padawan friends.

And rusty.

Rusty:

Finally someone remembers me.

Thank you.

[yelling]

Still glad you remembered me.

We're not afraid of you, anakin.

My name is darth vader.

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The padawans are in trouble.

We have to go down

and help them.

No. Trust them we must.

Babies they are not.

[both screaming]

[all yelling]

The force is with you,

young one,

But you are not a jedi yet.

Well, duh. I'm only 12.

[grunts]

Rusty!

[groaning]

Got it. Catch.

Now I can fight.

Vaash ti:

Wait, I have a better idea.

Follow me.

C-3po:

We can hide in here.

You're stepping on my face.

Well, you're pulling

on my tummy wires.

[darth vader laughing]

[grunts]

Vader:

Well, kids,

School's out...

Forever.

Obi-wan:

Let her go, anakin. Let her go.

Can it be?

Obi-wan kenobi.

How foolish of you

to come back.

I will not let you destroy

everything I have worked for.

Your anger and your lust

for power

Have already done that.

You thought I was

too distracted by anger

To achieve ultimate power.

Well, who's distracted now?

What the...?

You will learn your place,

young one.

Ha!

Jek:

Gotcha.

[all cheering]

The holocrons.

[bobby whimpering]

All available youths

to the jedi temple.

Now.

Yes, lord vader.

I'm getting out of this.

Me first.

[both grunting]

C-3po:

You pushed me.

Man:

Rebel, fire!

Vader:

Hurry. They can't have gotten far.

Bobby:

See you later, angry vader.

What?

C-3po:

Let me steer.

[bail organa speaks

indistinctly]

Uh-oh.

Now look what you've done,

you twit.

Bail organa:

Stop being so mean.

I will hunt you to

the end of the galaxy.

I don't think

they can hear you, sir.

I've never thought

of that before,

Thanks for pointing it out.

Now, after them.

Yoda:

Worried I am.

Too quiet it is. Ah!

[all yelling]

Obi-wan:

Busy enough for you now?

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Oh, no, I'm hit.

Jek!

Oh, no!

Vaash ti:

The holocrons!

[grunts]

[all singing indistinctly]

Hang on to those holocrons,

rusty.

Rusty:

They'll never forget me now.

Now I have them.

Bail organa:

I don't want to die.

Turn us around.

C-3po:

I'm trying.

Hm?

Oh, no. Look what they've

done to my ship.

Actually, I kind of like it.

[all cheering]

Yoda, the holocrons are safe.

All thanks to threepio

and senator organa.

Bail organa:

That was almost a terrible fiasco.

And I'm not proud

of how I acted.

You're going to have

my mind wiped again,

Aren't you?

Yeah.

There.

The holocrons are buried

Where vader

will never find them.

Better mark the spot

so I'll know where they are

When the time is right.

That should do it.

That was thrilling.

Yes. Forgot how good

I used to look I did.

Yes. And we learned

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