The Naked Gun 2 and a Half: The Smell of Fear Page #2
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- 1991
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behind in his rent, finally snapped.
- I'm glad you could make it.
- I got here as quickly as I could.
Congratulations, I understand
that Edna's pregnant again.
- Yes, and if I catch the guy who did it...
- Captain.
They've searched the building.
No sign of a break-in, no money missing.
This was one hell of an explosion.
We're still trying to figure out
what they used.
- Any other victims?
- You're standing on one right now.
- Oh, I see...
- Get him out of here.
- This one's a real mess.
- Over here, Frank found another one.
- Any witnesses, Ed?
- Well, there's one. A woman.
She saw a man leaving
just before the explosion.
- We should let Nordberg handle it.
- No, I'd better do it while it's still fresh.
Not now. She fainted dead away.
She took a knock on the head.
- I'll handle it.
- Sir...
- Miss, I'd like to ask some questions.
- Not that bad.
She's being questioned
by our sketch artist.
I couldn't believe it was her.
It was like a dream.
But there she was,
just like I remembered her.
That delicately beautiful face...
... and a body that could melt a
cheese sandwich from across the room.
And breasts that seem to say,
"Hey, look at these!"
She made you drop to your knees
and thank God
that you were a man. Yeah...
She reminded me of my mother,
Snap out of it. You're looking at her
like she was your mother.
- Frank.
- Jane. I didn't know you lived here.
- How are the children?
- We didn't have any children.
Yes, of course.
- How was your prostate operation?
- Fine. As good as new.
In fact, better than ever.
Look, Frank...
I know it's awkward, but you're not still
obsessed with our relationship, are you?
Obsessed? Who's obsessed?
Because you backed out of the wedding
two years ago? I'd forgotten.
Ancient history,
like the Democratic Party.
He was in tears.
In church, crying like a baby.
- Get a hold of yourself!
- I had to return 13 Cuisinarts.
- That's enough.
- I kept the salad shooter, though.
Jane, there you are. Hello, Jane.
Dr. Meinheimer.
Frank, this is Dr. Albert Meinheimer.
- Don't get up. Nice to meet you.
- Likewise, I'm sure.
I believe we met
He has a photographic memory.
It's a terrible thing that's happened.
I hope you find the people responsible.
I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic,
but we have a long road ahead of us.
It's like sex, a painstaking task
that seems to go on and on forever,
and when you think that things are
going your way, nothing happens.
Jane, about this man
you saw last night... Anything can help.
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