The Music Man Page #2
- Year:
- 2003
- 150 min
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CHARLIE:
He don't know one note from another, that's what's wrong with that!He can't tell a bass drum from a pipe organ!
I'll catch up with that swindlin' two-bit thimble rigger,
and when I do I'm gonna squeal on him so loud.
Pardon.
Yeah.
Sure would like to be around when you catch up with that fella.
Me, too.
Well, it won't be on this trip. Not in Iowa.
Even the great Professor Hill wouldn't try to sell to them
neck-bowed Hawkeyes out here, huh?
(ALL LAUGHING)
CONDUCTOR:
All aboard.Gentlemen, you intrigue me. I think I'll have to give Iowa a try.
I don't believe I caught your name.
Harold Hill.
That's him! It's you! You're him, you're Harold Hill!
You're Harold Hill.
That's him, fellows. That's him. That's the fellow!
That's the fellow we were just talking about!
That's... Right... That's Harold Hill!
I won't forget your face, Hill!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Good day!
Got a hotel in this town?
Yeah, it's not in town.
Can you tell me where it is?
Straight through town, turn right, come to the fork, go on from there.
Left or right?
Doesn't matter to me.
Thanks, anyway.
Oh, there's nothing halfway about the Iowa way
To treat you when we treat you
Which we may not do at all
There's an Iowa kinda special chip-on-the-shoulder
Attitude we've never been without
That we recall
We can be cold as our falling thermometer in December
If you ask about our weather in July
And we're so by-God stubborn we can stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time and never see eye-to-eye
But what the heck you're welcome join us at the picnic
You can have your fill of all the food you bring yourself
You really ought to give Iowa a try
Provided you are contrary
Good afternoon, Mayor Shinn.
Good afternoon, Mayor Shinn.
It is, if you wanna go 'round in your drawers all day.
...and there I was in Madison Hospital and nobody come to see me.
Cousin Will never come, and Aunt Bertha never come.
Aunt Bertha's dead.
Ah, she wouldn't have come anyway.
We can be cold as a falling thermometer in December
If you ask about our weather in July
And we're so by-God stubborn we can stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time and never see eye-to-eye
But we'll give you our shirt
And a back to go with it
If your crop should happen to die
So what the heck you're welcome glad to have you with us
Even though we may not ever mention it again
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Hawkeye, Iowa, Dubuque, Des Moines, Davenport, Marshalltown,
Mason City, Keokuk, Ames, Clear Lake
Ought to give Iowa a try
You really ought to give Iowa a try.
GIRL:
It's not fair. She started it.I'd like a room near a bath, please. Facing the back.
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