The Mudge Boy Page #2

Synopsis: Sensitive, somewhat effeminate farm-boy Duncan Mudge can barely cope with grim, since Ma's death even gloomier father Edgar's manly expectations, and seeks comfort in petting a chicken he associates with his late Ma. Macho mate Perry Foley, who has it physically even harder on his dad's farm, usually comforts Duncan and defends his 'wimpiness' to their cocky ruffian mates Travis, Scotty and Brent. But although clearly attracted to gentle gentile Ducan himself, the socially unacceptable suggestion of 'sissy' homosexuality makes Perry over-react and turn on his friend.
Genre: Crime, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Michael Burke
Production: Strand Releasing
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.2
Metacritic:
62
Rotten Tomatoes:
77%
R
Year:
2003
94 min
248 Views


YOUR MOM WAS SO PRETTY.

YEAH.

GROSS, TONYA.

SHUT UP, APRIL.

UH, CHICKENS ARE FILTHY.

GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL.

THEY HAVE:

DISEASES.

IT'S KIND OF...

EWW...

[BRENT]:
PUT THE TAILGATE UP.

LATER, CHICKEN BOY.

WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US?

[6]

OK.

HOLD ON. DUNCAN'S

COMING WITH US.

NO WAY.

F*** YOU, TRAVIS.

HE BOUGHT THE BEER.

BRENT...

[ BANGING 1

HELP HIM WITH:

HIS BIKE. JESUS CHRIST.

GIVE ME THE F***ING BIKE.

COME ON.

LET'S GO..

WHAT THE F*** IS THAT ABOUT?

WHOO!

GO, GO, GO,

GO, GO... YAA...!

[YELLING 1

[LAUGHING]

OH...

AHH! STOP IT!

[LAUGHING]

HEY, LAY OFF THE BEER, HA...

[ TRAVIS ]:
SCOTTY,

YOU NEED A BEER?

YOU BOUGHT IT.

[TRAVIS]:
WHOO!

DRINK IT UP, BROTHER.

HEY, DUNCAN,

HOW'S THE BEER?

GOOD.

HEY, THAT HAT IS

F***ING COOL, MAN.

IT WAS MY MOM'S.

F***IN' GEEK.

LOOK AT HIM, LOOK.

CHICKEN BOY!

OOF! F***.

SPELL JOKE.

J-O-K-E.

SPELL SMOKE.

S-M-O-K-E.

WHAT'S THE WHITE

PART OF AN EGG? WEIRDO.

THE YOLK.

NOPE -- ALBUMEN.

THE:

[LAUGHING]

THE WHITE PART -- RIGHT.

HA, HA, COME ON.

6 EVERYBODY KNOWS 6

6 WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'... 6

6 ...YES I DO, I SMELL

COWSHIT, HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6

6 I SMELL COWPLOP, YES I DO 6

6 I SMELL COWPLOP,

HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6

6 I SMELL COWSHIT, YES I DO 6

6 I SMELL COWSHIT,

HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6

SCOTTY, LET ME SI UP FRONT -- MY HAIR'S

GETTING ALL TANGLED IN MY FACE.

6 I SMELL COWPLOP, YES I DO 6

6 I SMELL COWPLOP,

HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6

GIMME THAT HAT.

GIMME IT.

PUT THIS ON.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT BETTER?

PFF, GET OFF ME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

YOU'RE A F***IN' B*TCH.

OH, MY GOD.

[LAUGHING]

IT'S PERRY...

PERRY SMELLS:

LIKE COWSHIT. YOU DO SMELL

LIKE:

COWSHIT, MAN.

PFF...

0W!

Ass:

CAN WE:

GO GET IT? BRENT!

LET ME OUT. I'M GOING HOME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, PERRY?

YOUR VAGINA SORE?

SERIOUSLY, LET ME OUT OF

THE F***ING CAR. I'M LEAVING.

ALL RIGHT.

TAKE IT EASY.

I WANT TO GO GET IT.

[TRAVIS]:
HEY, SCOTTY, IS

THERE ANY MORE BEER UP THERE?

WHOO!

THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE FUN

OF YOU, YOU KNOW?

THAT AND THE CHICKEN.

I WANT TO GO FIND IT.

FORGET IT.

IT'S GONE.

HOW COME YOU HAVE TO AC LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?

I DON'T KNOW.

MY MOM DIED.

YEAH, I KNOW.

[URINATING]

IT'S BIG, HUH?

YEAH.

A LOT OF GIRLS:

WON'T LET ME F*** THEM

WHEN THEY FIRS SEE THE SIZE OF IT.

YOU HAVE TO GET THEM WE SO YOU DON'T HURT THEM.

YEAH.

YEAH...

YOU EVER F***

A GIRL, DUNCAN?

NO.

I DID IT WITH THIS GIRL ONCE.

SHE WOULDN'T LET ME

PUT IT IN HER.

SO I JUST KEP RUBBING DOWN THERE,

PLAYING WITH HER NIPPLES.

SHE HAD THESE:

BIG NIPPLES, MAN.

STUCK OUT LIKE THAT.

HA, HA, BIG, HARD ONES.

BIG COW NIPPLES.

I'D RUB ONE BETWEEN MY FINGERS

AND WHISPER "LET ME F*** YOU."

NO, I CANT.

SO, I'D PINCH THEM REAL HARD

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