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And tweedle...

black guy I don't know.

What are you in town for,

turd-Eating contest?

Yeah, you know what?

I'm very concerned about

the town you come from.

I'm 'a leave you

And Freddie mercury's

love child

To deal with it.

Have fun, excuse me.

Hey, Danielle.

We should bang sometime.

I'll put the "yell!"

Into "Danielle."

And I'll put my vagina

in your dick.

Sorry to hear

About your waxing sh*t-Opolis.

If you need work,

Daddy has some asbestos

he needs removed

From his factory loft project.

No? No takers?

Well, f*** you very much then.

Not you, Danielle.

If you know what I mean, huh?

Feed you some oats.

Why don't you

Turn around immediately,

Walk out that door

Before I kick your nuts

Up into that sh*t-Tub

you call a brain.

And take your creepy

Quasimodo with you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I'll suck your dick off.

What?

Wow.

Yeah, that happens

every Friday.

- Really?

- Mm-Hmm.

Can you believe

he still lives here?

Hey, everybody,

This is Connie,

Sylvia, and carol.

Yeah, I've managed

to talk myself

Into their little book club.

We talking about Moby dick

tonight, ain't we, girls?

Theo, can we get some drinks

for the ladies?

- Right.

- Thanks, brother.

I'm starting to like

your little backward-Assed town.

We're going to go back

to Cynthia's place

And discuss how my protagonist

Can fit into each one

of their back stories.

Some drinks!

We need to get some alcohol.

My cougars be thirsty.

All right, let's move

that ho train out, girls.

Back to your place.

Drink till we forget.

All right, see you in a bit.

Why is it

When you say

it's going to be one drink,

It never is.

How did the ho train go?

Yeah, ho train got derailed.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Hey, Theo, what was Mick

talking about?

Everything's okay

at wax-Opolis, right?

Because from the way

he was talking,

It seemed like you might be

in a little bit of trouble.

"Trouble" is a very

"subjective" word.

What the f*** does that mean?

Essentially,

I believe that Mick's

idea of "trouble"

Is that I need to raise $15,000

To save the business.

15 grand?

Are you shitting me?

Theo, how did this happen?

Well, I did borrow some money.

For what?

I tried a few alternative

methods of making money

In the off-Season

That didn't really pan out.

Like what?

Mostly wax-Based

enterprises

Like candles,

And hair removal,

Like backs

and vaginas and such.

I'll bet.

Okay.

Let's go.

I'm bagged, and I've had

a really shitty day.

Theo, did it ever occur to you

That women might not

want rainman

Putting hot wax

on their pubic hair

And tearing it out and stuff?

This guy, I love it!

When do you need the money by?

Technically,

I have until Monday.

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