The Movie Out Here

Means I can fly

anywhere I want to fly.

Do you think I took this job

for the shiny gold wings?

Watch my wings, baby.

I thought you took the job

So that you can have, uh,

sex with the stewardesses.

I'm insulted by that, man.

How shallow do you think I am?

That depends.

Are you with a stewardess

right now?

Whoa, not the bum, girl,

not the bum!

Aw...

anyway, don't come...

Uh...

don't come to fernie.

I've got a lot of things...

I don't have time to see you,

all right?

Do not come.

No, fernie,

no cuming in fernie.

All right,

I'll talk to you later, man.

I really gots to go.

See ya later.

Oh.

Oh, sorry.

You okay?

It's no problem.

Would you mind holding Morris

for me for a sec?

Oh.

Okay.

We called him Morris, you know,

Like that cat

from the commercials?

We didn't have a name

for him for weeks,

But then realized

he just loves milk...

I mean, he keeps sucking on me

Like a vacuum.

My nipples get

really chafed, you know?

You look really familiar.

Are you from fernie?

Originally, yeah,

but I moved to Toronto.

You used to hang out

with Theo, right?

I'm friends with

his older sister.

Annie.

Annie Benson.

Annie. Hi.

Hi.

Right. Annie.

Wow.

You have got to say hi

to Theo for me.

He must be

really successful now.

I thought he'd be

some sort of ceo

Or neurosurgeon.

He was always so bright.

He failed the fourth grade...

And uh, and the seventh,

And the eighth.

Means nothing.

Albert Eisenstein failed school

And then went on to become

the greatest physicist

Of the 20th century.

How do you think he did that?

I have no idea.

How do you think he came up

with e equals mc-Two?

You think he slept

his way to the top?

No, I, uh...

you do, don't you?

You think he fucked his way

into the Nobel prize,

And someone else came up with

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