The Movie Out Here

Synopsis: Adam (Robin Nielsen) works as a junior associate for a large Toronto law firm. When a business trip takes him to his hometown of Fernie, he reunites with his old friends, Jason (Viv Leacock) and Theo (James Wallis). Adam gets more than he bargained for when he finds out that, due to a series of terrible business decisions, Theo's ski waxing business "Waxopolis" is in serious financial trouble and at risk of being taken over by an evil developer. The three guys hatch a plan to throw a massive fundraising party to try and save the business. But, with the developer and his son on their back, party permit hassles, and a Sasquatch on the loose, will they be able to pull it off?
Genre: Comedy
90 min

Means I can fly

anywhere I want to fly.

Do you think I took this job

for the shiny gold wings?

Watch my wings, baby.

I thought you took the job

So that you can have, uh,

sex with the stewardesses.

I'm insulted by that, man.

How shallow do you think I am?

That depends.

Are you with a stewardess

right now?

Whoa, not the bum, girl,

not the bum!


anyway, don't come...


don't come to fernie.

I've got a lot of things...

I don't have time to see you,

all right?

Do not come.

No, fernie,

no cuming in fernie.

All right,

I'll talk to you later, man.

I really gots to go.

See ya later.


Oh, sorry.

You okay?

It's no problem.

Would you mind holding Morris

for me for a sec?



We called him Morris, you know,

Like that cat

from the commercials?

We didn't have a name

for him for weeks,

But then realized

he just loves milk...

I mean, he keeps sucking on me

Like a vacuum.

My nipples get

really chafed, you know?

You look really familiar.

Are you from fernie?

Originally, yeah,

but I moved to Toronto.

You used to hang out

with Theo, right?

I'm friends with

his older sister.


Annie Benson.

Annie. Hi.


Right. Annie.


You have got to say hi

to Theo for me.

He must be

really successful now.

I thought he'd be

some sort of ceo

Or neurosurgeon.

He was always so bright.

He failed the fourth grade...

And uh, and the seventh,

And the eighth.

Means nothing.

Albert Eisenstein failed school

And then went on to become

the greatest physicist

Of the 20th century.

How do you think he did that?

I have no idea.

How do you think he came up

with e equals mc-Two?

You think he slept

his way to the top?

No, I, uh...

you do, don't you?

You think he fucked his way

into the Nobel prize,

And someone else came up with

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