The Movie Out Here Page #5

You do know

I'm not Japanese, right?

As if.

Really?

Okay. Maybe

We should get out of here.

See, that's what

I'm talking about.

Y'all two can

show me your town.

Yeah, that sounds good.

It'll help me shake

this whole brown aura thing

I got going on.

Brown?

What's wrong with brown?

You just need to get

some f***in' clothes on.

That's what you need to do.

Nothing wrong with brown,

something wrong with that.

This guy, I love it.

I'll be right back.

Not Japanese...

hmm.

That's Theo.

Mm-Hmm.

Serial killer Theo.

Nice.

He's not like that, man.

He's a good guy.

Yeah, I know there's a freezer

Full of asses and lips

downstairs, trust me.

He had a heart attack

on the toilet.

I was just scooching

underneath the door.

It's called

mouth-To-Mouth, man,

Not mouth to ass.

Come on.

Well, I'll be back in a sec.

Gotta pinch

a little brown aura?

Yeah.

I'm surprised you're

friends with that dude.

He is seriously...

what's the word

I'm looking for?

Oh, yeah, "f***ed up."

Just give him a chance.

Hey, he's your friend,

so he's my friend, okay?

But for real?

My man looks like

a hairy basketball with teeth.

You know maybe

this wasn't such a good idea.

I'm exhausted.

Hey, man, that's the problem

with you being engaged.

Your dick has no reason

to be in here.

You need to trick your dick

Into thinking

that you're not engaged.

Now, check out

that girl right there.

You go talk to that girl,

That will confuse your dick.

Sow the seeds of doubt

into your dick's mind.

Yeah, I'm going to

go to Theo's,

And I'm going to go to sleep.

What's your problem, man?

Have one drink.

You said one drink.

Let's go.

Okay, one drink,

That doesn't mean

I'm going to talk to her.

One drink, then you're

going to talk to her.

Ow!

You should watch

where you're going...

Oh, my god.

Danielle!

Yes!

It's been forever.

How are you?

Really good.

Really surprised

to see you here.

You look great.

You too.

You know, I don't know

how ugly you were before,

But god damn,

you banging now, girl.

You hot as sh*t!

Thank you, whoever you are.

This is a buddy of mine, Jason.

Hey, Jason.

Hey, Danielle!

Hey, Theo!

Hi. Hi. Hi.

You remember Adam?

Yeah, of course.

So, how long are you guys

in town for?

A weekend.

I'm here on business.

What about you?

You still live here?

Yeah.

Well, I left for a few years

To go to university.

Thank you, Theo.

But turns out my degree

Helped me get a job

And landed me

right back here in fernie, so...

very cool.

Oh, great.

What?

I'm sure you remember Mick

From high school.

Oh, unfortunately, I do.

Well, well, well,

If it isn't tweedle dee,

tweedle dum,

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