The Mountain Men

Synopsis: A pair of grizzled frontiersmen fight Indians, guzzle liquor, and steal squaws in their search for a legendary valley 'so full of beaver that they jump right into your traps' in this fanciful adventure.
Director(s): Richard Lang
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
102 min

all the way across the Rockies, do you?

Traders been coming to the mountains

for rendezvous for 10 years.

Now they got white women,

they won't leave the prairie. Shit.

Before long, they'll have us

packing our plews clean back to St Louis.

Listen, what do you plan to do

about them Blackfoot...

...that's been following us all day long?

- Crow.

- Blackfoot, God damn it!

I know Blackfoot.

I can smell them a mile off.

Well, you don't know hog jowls

from horseshit, 'cause they're Crow.

They won't bother us none.

However, keep an eye on the horses.

Crow ain't so bad.

I spent a couple of winters with them

in the Absaroka.

You trust their honour,

you'll be safe enough.

You trust their honesty,

you're gonna lose your long johns, too.

Hey, Henry!

I hear you got into the money end

of this miserable business.

Yeah. I packed in supplies from St Louis...

...watered down the whisky,

jacked up the prices...

...and went to trading for beaver.

- Yeah? What happened?

- Lost my ass.

Turned around

and sold everything to Fontenelle.

Well, beaver will shine again.

Look at these here plews of mine.

It took you two years

to get them, too, didn't it?

I mind the time you get

that many beaver in one fall hunt.

And wait till you see

what Fontenelle's gonna give you for them...

...when you get to the rendezvous.

Well, damn Fontenelle!

I'm a free trapper, by God.

I trade my plews

to the highest bidder, cash money.

Well, then you're shit out of luck, son...

...'cause Fontenelle's the only bidder

you got this year.

Stand clear!

What was that?

- What was what?

- I heard something.

You've been hearing something

all the way from Missouri.

- You hear something, Tyler?

- I told you.

Shut up! Hear that?

I'm telling you, there

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