The Monster Squad Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 79 min
- 3,112 Views
COACH STEELE:
Mr. Combs. That's the only PG-rated
word that comes to mind when
discussing your regulars.
Steele chuckles to himself, backing up to the door.
COACH STEELE:
Oh, and Means? Next time I catch
you on the slide, you better hope
Combs is close enough to hear you
hollering. Dig?
DEACON:
(sarcastically)
Dig it, badger.
Steele slams the door behind him, sending papers scattering
from Combs' desk. Combs wearily goes about picking them up.
MR. COMBS
Now, see? That could be an
excellent example of what happens
to feelings when they go
unexpressed, and get pent up.
.
DEACON:
Or when an employer doesn't do
background checks.
MR. COMBS
Deacon. Please. As we were
discussing... expressing ourselves.
Audible GROANS, as Mr. Combs produces a battered old VHS
sleeve and tape.
10.
MR. COMBS
Yes, yes, it's a little 'cheesy'
and a little 'eighties,' but the
message... I think... is pretty
timeless. It's called "An Inquiry
of the Spirit," and it's about
twenty minutes long.
Combs fiddles with an A/V TOWER at the front of the room,
inserting the tape and flipping on the television.
MR. COMBS
I think you can handle it. I'll be
back in a bit.
Wobbly synth music chirps up as the movie starts: a blurry,
aged graphic with the film's title. As the boys settle into
their slumps and sour expressions, the HOST appears: bad
hair, bad moustache, bad lycra workout suit, seated cross-
legged in a cheap set that's styled to look like a Japanese
garden. The text beneath him reads "DAVE YOUNG - EMOTIONAL
CARTOGRAPHER."
DAVE YOUNG:
Emotions... the unspoken language
of the universe. Whether it's
plants, animals, or the invisible
chakras of life on this planet...
D'Juan turns in his seat, facing Deacon, who has been
grinning at the back of his head the whole time.
D'JUAN
You need help with something?
DEACON:
I'm just curious. Jocks usually
have a bye on winding up in here.
CHUD:
Ex-jock.
11.
The boys shift their attention to Chud, as he also turns
towards Deacon.
CHUD:
He got suspended from the
basketball team last week.
DEACON:
(amused)
Oh, my. By Coach Steele? Tsk.
D'JUAN
Yeah. I missed the part where you
explain why you give a sh*t?
DEACON:
Well... I don't, see. But it's that
kind of reckless show of free will
that moves a guy from one rung of
the social ladder to the next one
down... one day, you're doing pick
and rolls and copping feels off
cheerleaders, and the next thing
you know...
Deacon gestures at the screen, where David Young is engaging
in a series of exaggerated BREATHING EXERCISES; panting and
stretching from the lotus position.
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