The Mindy Project Page #3
- TV-14
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- 2012
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the bed until he was ten!
(Mr. T.)
Huhn!
Mira leaves the stage, grabs a bottle of champagne from a
waiter’s tray, walks out of the tent past the caterers, grabs
a bike, and begins to pedal and drink at the same time. She
bikes off.
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
Mira is biking, wasted, and drinking in a residential area.
MIRA:
I’m Kate Hudson. I’m Kate Hudson.
She runs a red light, and narrowly misses a car.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Racist!
Mira careens into the driveway of a house. She looks at it.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Tudor. Nice.
She speeds through the driveway and does not notice the bike
is riding straight toward a swimming pool.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Oh shi-
She can’t stop and falls into the pool. Underwater, Mira
opens her eyes. She notices a Minnie Mouse toy at the bottom
of the pool. It is frowning at her.
MINNIE MOUSE:
(with contempt)
Loser. Thirty-one year old loser.
MIRA:
(subtitled)
Who the hell do you think you are,
you little b*tch?
MINNIE MOUSE:
At least I have a boyfriend.
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MIRA (V.O.)
And when Minnie Mouse pointed out
that even she had a long-term
boyfriend, I just started to cry.
Mira is now crying underwater somehow. It’s pitiful.
MIRA (V.O.)
This is not where I thought I’d be.
END COLD OPEN:
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ACT ONE:
INT. POLICE STATION - CONTINUOUS
Mira continues to be questioned at the police station.
MIRA:
I got fished out by the people who
own the house, who were actually
not that nice. They called you and
here I am.
OFFICER #2
We have you down for two counts of
public intoxication, theft, and
disorderly conduct.
MIRA:
because of freaking disorderly
conduct? Aren’t there rapists and
murderers out there?
CARIBBEAN OFFICER #1
When you’re disorderly you’re a
rapist of peace and quiet.
MIRA:
Okay, look.
(demure)
Did I mention that I’m a doctor?
An OBGYN? I bring life into this
world.
CARIBBEAN OFFICER #1
So what?
MIRA *
Do you guys need free birth
control?
They consider this. Another officer enters.
OFFICER #3
She’s been bailed out.
OFFICER #2
We’re not even finished questioning
her.
OFFICER #3
governor’s daughter.
Mira smiles.
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MIRA:
It’s been great working with you
guys and seeing this process from *
the inside.
INT. POLICE LOBBY - CONTINUOUS
Gwen is there. Gwen is now an impeccably-dressed beauty,
rocking motherhood Gwyneth Paltrow-style. Mira hugs her.
MIRA:
I love you so much.
GWEN:
I don’t love you at all. *
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