The Million Dollar Duck Page #2
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- Year:
- 1971
- 89 min
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This duck could shed
some new light
on the rates of learning
of various animals.
- All right, but it's his last chance.
- Thank you, sir.
Last!
I understand.
You hear that, chum?
You're gonna... You got applesauce
all over your face. Come here.
[Man] Took him ten seconds last time.
Let's see if he'll do better.
[Bell rings]
Excellent.
[Man] Well, Mr. Pig, what are you
going to show us today?
Beautiful.
- Superb.
- Superb.
No, Dooley, that duck couldn't begin
Over here.
Now this is the simplest device
we've got.
The duck has had 49 hours
of practice on this one,
so it's about time
we see some results.
[Albert] Okay, duck. Go for the yellow
button, the center, the yellow button.
He's got it now.
[Ringing]
Oh, come on.
Get that stupid duck out of here.
Wait a minute. Just one more time, sir.
Just one more time.
For what? He's useless.
Completely unresponsive.
All right, fella, once more.
Yellow button, center. Center.
You don't give up.
There he goes for the red button again.
No, no, he's got it now.
He's going...
[buzzer]
[Barking]
At least he's reacting.
Oh, no.
[Gottlieb] All right, Dooley.
Get that misfit out of here.
Dr. Gottlieb. You have to admit,
that's a very interesting reaction.
[Albert] I mean, this duck
is a fascinating creature.
Okay, Frisby, what have we got here?
Gamma rays on, uh, what?
Testing some new
high resistance silicone oils.
- [Man] Phenyl type?
- [Frisby] Yeah.
[Man] What is the estimated
integrated threshold neutron flux?
[Quacking]
- What do you mean by that?
- By what?
Well, you said "quack."
Hey, I didn't say "quack."
[Quacking]
[Man] Holy cow!
[Static]
Oh, Professor.
- Is this one of your creatures?
- Yes. How did she get in there?
You tell me.
Is she okay?
Oh, sure, no harm.
Just, uh, got a little jolt.
But in the future, would you please
keep your friends out of our department?
Yeah, okay.
Boy, you really blew it today.
Only thing to do now is find you
a home for retired dropouts.
- A duck?
- Yeah.
That's what it is. A duck.
But I want a puppy.
I don't want a dumb old duck.
Look, pal, I didn't
bring it home for a pet.
Then why'd you bring it?
It was either that
or let the janitor's wife fricassee it.
It was a total wash-out
at the lab and...
Wouldn't a puppy be
just as cheap to feed?
Darling, we're not gonna keep it.
Well, he really had
his heart set on a puppy.
Katie, now, we've been
through all of that.
I'm just trying to find a home
for this stupid duck.
Maybe that farmer would take it,
the one that comes around
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