The Midnight Man Page #3

is that food is my thing.

And it helps calm my nerves.

So just think about something

that's important to you.

Think about Hayley.

Or kittens, cats, you like cats?

- I do like cats.

(video game playing)

(knocking)

- Not now, come back later!

(knocking)

Oh, my God, is that you Mr.

Kapadia?

Is the TV too loud again?

How about I fix it for you?

(volume of games increases)

(crashing)

Oh, my God, Grady, you just

scared me half to death.

Close my f***ing door, dude.

My neighbor's dog's gonna come

in here

and sh*t all over the floor

again.

I swear to God, next time

that f***er comes in here,

I'm going to set it on fire.

What the hell are you going

here, man?

I didn't hear anything from Z.

What do you need a hack or

something?

Oh, f*** yeah.

- You win?

- No, idiot.

I just spiked this motherf***er

that

was taking sh*t to me

online the other day.

(laughing) He's gonna be, like,

where'd all the money in

my checking account go?

Oh, sh*t, what are you doing

here, man?

Do you need a beverage or

something?

- No.

You alone?

- You know me, doing

my thing, livin' large.

(gunshots)

- [robotic voice] You're dead,

a**hole.

(laughter)

(dog barking)

(cellphone chiming)

- (muffled) F*** you.

- [Robotic Female Voice] - The

locks have been administered.

- Wow, he is really hot.

- Okay, okay, you don't need

that.

Who are you people?

(inaudible)

Just let her go, we're

paramedics, see?

Look, see, look.

- See, see.

- Can you hear me?

What year is it?

- I know what f***ing year it

is!

What did you do to me?

- Just put the gun down and

we'll talk.

- I asked you a question!

(punching)

(heavy breathing)

This is impossible.

You called the cops?

- No, no, we didn't.

No, we didn't.

You don't have to take me with

you.

You can't just leave!

(sirens approaching)

- In the car.

(sirens approaching)

(tires squealing)

Hand over the belt.

Alexandra?

- Yeah, how you doing?

- I'm having a lovely evening.

Thank you very much.

How about you?

- I'm good.

I'm a bit nervous, this

is my first night --

- Not a real question.

Let me explain to you how this

works.

You put your hands on the

dashboard.

You take your hands off the

dashboard,

and I will shoot you in the

face.

Do you understand?

(liquid dripping)

Please join me outside the

vehicle.

Now.

Look, I don't expect you to

understand,

but I think I might be

having a bit of freak out,

and I need to ask your medical

opinion on a few matters.

- Okay, but in exchange, may I

please

not be shot in the face?

- I will take that into

consideration, yes.

Now what the f*** is happening

to me!

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare

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