The Meaning of Life Page #2
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- 1983
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What do I do?
Yes?
What do I do? Nothing,
dear. You're not qualified.
Leave it to us.
What's that for?
That's the machine
that goes "ping. "
You see? That means
your baby is still alive.
And that's the most expensive
machine in the whole hospital.
Yes, it cost over three-quarters
of a million pounds.
Aren't you lucky?
The administrator
is here, Doctor.
Switch everything on.
Morning, gentlemen.
Morning. Morning, gentlemen.
Morning.
Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
Mr. Pycroft.
Oh, very impressive,
very impressive.
And what are you doing
this morning? It's a birth.
And what sort of thing
is that?
Well, that's when we take a
new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Wonderful what we
can do nowadays.
I see you have the machine that
goes "ping. " This is my favorite.
You see, we lease this back
from the company we sold it to,
and that way, it comes under the monthly
current budget and not the capital account.
Thank you, thank you. We try to
do our best. Well, do carry on.
Oh, the vulva's dilating,
Doctor. Oh, yes, there's the head.
Yes, four centimeters,
five, six centimeters.
Lights!
Amplify the ping machine.
Masks up!
Suction!
Eyes down
for a full house!
Here it comes.
And frighten it.
Thank you.
And the rough towels!
Show it to the mother.
That's enough.
Right. Sedate her.
N umber the child.
Measure it, blood-type
it and isolate it.
Okay, show's over.
Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to start
imposing roles on it, don't you?
Now, a word of advice. You may
find that you suffer for some time,
a totally irrational feeling of
depression, PN D, as we doctors call it.
So, it's lots of
happy pills for you,
and you can find out all about
the birth when you get home.
It's available on BetaMax,
VHS and Super 8.
The miracle of birth,
part two. The third world.
Oh, bloody hell.
Oh, get it, would you,
Deidre? All right, Mum.
Mine!
Come on.
Out you go.
Now, Vincent, Tessa,
Valerie, Janine,
Martha, Andrew, Thomas,
Walter, Pat, Linda,
Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique
and Sasha, it's your bedtime.
Now don't argue!
Laura, Alfred, N igel,
Annie, Simon, Amanda...
Wait. I've got something
to tell the whole family.
Oh, quick. Go and get
the others in, Gordon.
The mill's closed.
There's no more work.
We're destitute.
Come in, my little loves. I've
got no option but to sell you all
for scientific experiments.
No, no, that's the way it is,
my loves.
Blame the Catholic Church
for not letting me wear one
of those little rubber things.
Oh, they've done some
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