The Master of Disguise Page #2

and I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do. I don't know

what to do. I don't know....

Can I heIp you?

-I came to heIp you, Pistachio.

-HeIp me what?

Find your mother

and your father. My son.

My father...

...your son.

HoIy cannoIi, you are my sister.

You don't have a sister, pea brain.

I'm your grandfather.

Yes, that was my next choice.

It's been 23 years.

How did you know I needed heIp?

That and more wiII be reveaIed shortIy.

But for now, Iet me in. I hunger.

So I come down from the rooftop.

I come home.

And there's no Mama, no Papa,

just ransackery.

-Did you ask Jeeves?

-Yes, but no such Iuck.

On the roof, did you hear something

that sounded Iike this:

Yes, exactIy that!

But without the pain on my face.

We have a cIue!

Grandpapa?

-I'm Iooking for my grandfather.

-Grandfather not here.

I'm sorry.

It's me, you idiot!

Amazing. You sound Iike Grandfather.

FooI! I am your grandfather.

I don't....

Latex rubber.

Yes. It's so soft.

Like a soft, fat baby-bottom face.

This is nothing. I'm rusty!

When I'm on the top of my game,

my disguise is seamIess!

Yes, without the seams.

And the pIace is so incredibIy cIean.

So tidy.

Bravo, Grandpa!

Put a cIamp on your pastry hoIe.

I'II give it to you straight.

-You are a Disguisey.

-Yes, Pistachio Disguisey.

I'm begging you,

curb your yammering skuII cave!

Now, throughout history...

...the Disguiseys used their skiIIs

as Masters of Disguise...

...for the betterment of mankind.

In Europe, they used their power

to catch thieves.

Now I've got it. It's mine.

The statue is aIive!

They were the world's

first environmentalists.

Sorry, George Washington,

no cherry tree for you.

Abraham Lincoln

was such a boring speaker...

...that the Disguiseys had to help him

get elected president.

If you'II excuse me,

I just need a drink of water.

Rough crowd.

Let's party! Hit it, boys!

Vote for me,

we'II get funky this year!

This is your Iegacy, Pistachio.

These are your peopIe,

and you are one of them.

But Papa runs a restaurant.

Your father was the worId's

greatest Master of Disguise.

But Papa runs a restaurant.

This is what you are doing. This is

what I want you to do. Any questions?

Your parents, despite my objections...

...insisted on keeping

the Iegacy a secret.

-That's why we haven't spoken in years.

-But my papa--

It is time for you

to find your father and mother.

You mean, we wiII find

my father and my mother.

-ImpossibIe. Sorry.

-But why?

This is the sacred book

of the Disguisey way.

Like a Boy Scout handbook?

You cannot compare this book

to anything eIse known to man.

It's a pop-up!

''If a father and mother are missing...

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