The Marrying Man Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 115 min
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How am I going to
control you, Charley?
You can't.
But Adele, she can
make me do handstands.
There are two things in this
world that matter to me.
My daughter and my studio.
You hurt my studio
and I kill you.
You hurt my daughter...
and you'll pray
for me to kill you.
Don't give it a thought, sir.
I'm not a praying man.
Okay, two days later
we were headed for what was then...
called Las Vegas.
We were throwing Charley
a bachelor party.
A three-day orgy at the
Pick-A-Daisy Ranch...
where all the Daisys
wore D-cups.
"She loves me, she loves me not"
was the house game.
By the time Charley
went on his honeymoon...
we'd have Adele carrying
him across the threshold.
Did I tell you clowns Esther
Williams likes one of my songs?
Hey, that's terrific!
in her next picture.
- Where, underwater?
Shut up, you.
What song?
D Haven't we met before
Haven't we met before dd
Wait a minute. That's my song.
You promised that to me.
So now I promised MGM.
Since when does friendship
come before career?
You little sh*t. In two years
I'll be MGM's hottest star.
Esther Williams will do a
backstroke in my bathtub to
get me in one ofher pictures.
And you will kiss my ass
before I do one of your songs.
I'll kiss it now.
I'm not proud. Bend over.
You can't do no Esther Williams
picture. You can't swim.
- How do you know?
- You never go near the water
because you wear the toupee.
I wear a toupee, you fuckhead?
You know, I love this guy.
- He manages the worst
baseball team in the minors.
- I'm sorry?
Finishes last
three years in a row.
- Four!
- Four years in a row!
Now he knows everything
about show business.
I know umpires making
- Mr. Pineapple Head.
- Pineapple head?
- Can I say something, George?
You're very boring.
You want to hang out with us,
get snappier dialogue.
I don't hear Charley coming
up with any snappier dialogue.
- That's different. Charley's rich.
- Hey, hey!
I don't mind if Charley bores us.
Is this fun?
Is this the best time
you ever had in your life?
Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half
funny guys who treat you like an equal.
We pretend that we
enjoy your company.
Why do we treat you...
like an equal?
- Because I pay for everything.
- Exactly.!
You see. The first thing
he grabs is his hair.
I always do this.
Hey, buddy.
- How long's it going to take?
- You want it fast or
do you want it to last?
I'll write the lyrics.
Just fix the tire.
Adele, we have a bad connection.
I miss you too, honey.
I still say
he's not hot for her.
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