The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page #2

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- One!

I'm just a little, black rain cloud

Hovering under the honey tree

I'm only a little, black rain cloud

Pay no attention to little me

Oh, everyone knows

that a rain cloud

Never eats honey

no, not a nip

I'm just floating around

over the ground

Wondering where I will drip

Christopher Robin,

I think the bees...

S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.

Perhaps they think

you're after their honey.

Well, it may be that.

You never can tell with bees.

Oh, I'm just

a little, black rain cloud

Hovering under the honey tree

Christopher Robin!

I think it would help

with this deception...

if you would just kind of open

your umbrella and say...

- "Tut, tut, it looks like rain."

- Tut, tut, it looks like rain.

Tut, tut, it looks like rain.

Christopher Robin, I have come

to a very important decision.

These are the wrong sorts of bees.

Excuse me, please, bees.

Christopher Robin!

Oh, bother!

I think I shall come down.

L'll catch you, Pooh.

Hurry, come on. The bees!

Help, Christopher!

Christopher Robin,

you never can tell with bees.

Now, Pooh was not the sort

to give up easily.

When he put his mind to honey,

he stuck to it.

Now, honey rhymes with bunny...

and bunny rhymes with, uh...

Rabbit?

Yeah, I like Rabbit

because he uses short, easy words...

like, "How about lunch"

and "Help yourself, Pooh."

Pooh? Lunch?

Oh, no. Not again.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my goodness gracious!

Is anybody at home?

What I said was,

"Is anybody at home?"

- No.

- Bother.

- Isn't there anybody here at all?

- Nobody.

Must be somebody there because

somebody must have said, "Nobody."

- Rabbit, isn't that you?

- No!

Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice?

I don't think so.

It isn't meant to be.

- Hello, Rabbit.

- Oh.

Oh, hello, Pooh bear.

Pooh bear!

Uh, uh...

What a pleasant surprise.

Uh, how about lunch?

Oh, thank you, Rabbit.

And help yourself, Pooh.

Uh, would you like condensed milk

or honey on your bread?

Both. But never mind the bread, please.

Just a small helping, if you please.

Huh, there you are.

Is, uh, something wrong?

Well, I did mean

a little larger "small helping."

Perhaps it would save time

if you took the whole jar.

Thank you, Rabbit.

So Pooh ate and ate

and ate and ate...

and ate and ate

and ate and ate...

and ate.

Until at last he said to Rabbit...

in a rather sticky voice:

I must be going now.

Good-bye, Rabbit.

Well, good-bye, if you're sure

you won't have any more.

- Is there any more?

- No, there isn't.

I thought not.

Oh, oh, help and bother!

I'm stuck.

Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh.

Well, it all comes

from eating too much.

It all comes from not having

front doors big enough!

Oh, dear, it's no use.

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