The Man Who Came to Dinner Page #3
- G
- Year:
- 1942
- 112 min
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- Yes, ma'am.
Young lady, I cannot stand indecision.
Will you either go up those stairs
or come down them?
Good morning. I'm sorry I'm so late.
I had to go to three different stores.
How did you travel, by oxcart?
Richard.
Is there any man
who suffers as I do...
...from the gross inadequacies
of the human race?
Where are you going?
away from me.
Go read The Life
of Florence Nightingale...
...and learn how unfitted you are
for your chosen profession.
Well, I think I can safely leave you
in Miss Cutler's capable hands.
- Shall I look in again this afternoon?
- If you do, I shall spit right in your eye.
What a sense of humor
you writers have.
Oh, by the way, it's really
not worth mentioning...
...but I've been doing a little writing
myself about my medical experiences.
Am I to be spared nothing?
Would it be too much to ask you
to glance over it while you're here?
- Trapped.
- Why...
Well, I just happen to have
a copy of it with me.
Forty Years an Ohio Doctor.
The story of a humble practitioner.
I shall drop everything.
I'm much obliged. I hope you like it.
Well, I'll see you on the morrow.
Keep that hip quiet
and don't forget those little pills.
Maggie, will you take
Forty Years an Ohio Butcher...
...or whatever it's called?
I must say, you have certainly behaved
with your accustomed grace and charm.
I'm in no mood to discuss my behavior,
good or bad.
I didn't wish to cross
this cheerless threshold.
I was hounded and badgered into it.
Now I find myself,
after two weeks of wracking pain...
...accused of behaving without charm.
What would you have me do,
kiss them?
Very well, Sherry.
After 10 years, I should know better
than to try and improve your manners.
When I finally leave this job,
Through the Years
with Prince Charming.
Listen, repulsive, if we may
dismiss the subject of my charm...
...for which, incidentally, I receive
$ 1500 per appearance...
...possibly we can get to work.
Oh, no, we can't.
My name is Harriet Stanley.
I know you are Sheridan Whiteside.
against the pine trees.
I remembered what you'd written
about Tess and Jude the Obscure.
It was the nicest present
- And what, may I ask, was that?
- That was Mr. Stanley's sister, Harriet.
I talked to her a few times.
She's strange.
Strange? She's right out of
The Hound of the Baskervilles.
- I've seen that face before somewhere.
- Nonsense. You couldn't have.
Oh, well. Let's get to work. Here.
Press this in the doctor's book. Did you
put through the call to Mrs. Roosevelt?
I called her in Portland,
but she'd already left for San Diego.
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