The Man from Earth

Synopsis: An impromptu goodbye party for Professor John Oldman becomes a mysterious interrogation after the retiring scholar reveals to his colleagues he has a longer and stranger past than they can imagine.
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Richard Schenkman
Production: STARZ MEDIA LLC.
  5 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.9
NOT RATED
Year:
2007
87 min
1,379 Views

Hey, buddy.

You don't waste time, do you?

I try not to.

Well, you need help?

Sure.

Would you like to tell us...

what the hell that was all about?

I don't like good-byes.

Kind of the point of

a goodbye party, John.

Went to a certain amount

of trouble, you know?

Could've at least stayed

a few minutes, huh?

Eaten some of the food

we so feverishly prepared?

I apologize, Harry.

But why are you moving so quickly?

You only resigned a couple of days ago.

You got the history chair at Stanford.

I wish.

Well, taquitos, chicken wings,

Roastie-toasties and beer.

If we'd had more time,

We'd have done something

a little more grandiose.

Candlelight dinner at Mcdonald's.

Strippers.

Taquitos are fine.

A'right.

Art's gonna be along, too.

He's, uh, talking to a student. Pfft.

Is George taking over for you?

George or Trimbell - Has

the Dean made up his mind?

He hasn't called.

My god!

Wh-What is this?

It looks like a Van Gogh,

But I've never seen it before.

Is that an original, John?

No, it's just a gift someone gave me.

Still, it's a superb copy.

Contemporaneous, I think,

May I take a closer look?

Please, yeah.

Yeah, it's the same

stretcher as Van Gogh used.

Yeah, there's writing

on the back in french.

Oh, "To my friend Jacque Borne."

Wonder who that was?

Someone he knew, I guess.

Brilliant deduction, sherlock.

Surely you'll have this

looked at, appraised?

Well, maybe sometime,

But I wouldn't really want money for it.

That does it.

Put that stuff in the kitchen.

No, I'm gonna put it

in the bathroom, John.

Gas is off, electricity's on.

Get comfortable while you can.

The furniture's going this afternoon.

It's been years since I sat on a floor.

Heh. I can't remember her name.

Eh, it's good for the back.

Can we do yoga exercises?

Tantric yoga, we can.

( Chuckles )

So you're leaving good old "We teach you"?

Rather suddenly, you must admit.

Truth time, John.

Is there a problem?

No.

Oh, come on, you know we wanna help.

That's appreciated,

but really--

There's no problem.

Well, now I am curious.

Where are you going?

Givin' up tenure...

a decade of professorship,

In line to chair the department,

And you don't know where you're going?

Call it cabin fever.

After a while, I get itchy feet.

I've done this before.

No, no, no, you're too young

to have done this before.

And he hasn't aged a day in ten years.

Every woman on the faculty

Would give anything to have that secret.

Is that what they're after, Edith?

Oh, stop, Harry.

( Giggles )

Wow, can you pull this?

What the hell?

What do you hunt?

Deer, mostly.

Around big bear.

With a bow and arrow?

Most people can't bag a deer

With a rifle and a telescopic sight.

Though, good eatin'.

The best wild game.

Lives naturally, eats naturally.

Well, it's beautiful.

( Motor hums )

Art.

Ah.

So, can I get an "a" for awesome?

Oh, my gosh.

( Chuckles )

That was fun.

Hey, John.

You know Linda. You

had her last semester.

Hi. Hey.

She's one of my victims

now. I'm taking her home.

She wanted to come by

and say hello goodbye.

Is Art as tough as I hear?

Oh, archaeology's tough.

Dr. Jenkins is a fine teacher.

Oh, that's very politic.

It's very true. Uh-huh.

Something for you to

read on the road, pal.

"Shadows of the cave:

parallels to early man."

Author:
M. Jenkins.

Publish or perish.

I'd rather read

Than write another one.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh, everybody, this is Linda.

Linda, this is everybody.

Linda. Hi.

So.

Where you going, John,

like we give a damn?

We've already covered that.

John's got itchy feet.

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