The Making of 'The Big Lebowski' Page #2

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That's fuckinginteresting.

Plus, he hasthe wealth, obviously,

and the resources,

so thatthere's no reason

there's nofucking reason

why his wifeshould go out

and owe moneyall over town,

and then they come

and they pee onyour f***ing rug!

Am I wrong? No.

Am I wrong?

Ok, then.

That rug really tiedthe room together,

Did it not?

F***in' a!

And this guypeed on it.

Donny, please.

You know, thisis the f***ing guy

I could find thisfucking Lebowski guy.

His name is Lebowski?

That's your name, Dude.

This is the guy

who should compensate mefor the f***ing rug.

His wife goes out

and owes moneyall over town,

and they pee on my rug?

They pee onyour f***ing rug.

They pee onmy f***ing rug.

That's right, Dude.

They peed onyour f***ing rug.

This is the study.

As you can see,the various commendations...

"Jeffrey Lebowski."

Honorary degrees,etcetera.

very impressive.

Oh, please feel freeto inspect them.

Oh, no, I'mnot really that

Oh, please, please.

That is the key tothe city of Pasadena,

Which Mr. Lebowskireceived 2 years ago

In recognition ofhis various civic ...

Oh, that'sthe Los Angeles

Chamber of CommerceBusiness Achiever Award,

which is given

oh, not necessarilygiven every year.

Hey, is this, is this him with Nancy?

Yes, indeed,that is Mr. Lebowski

with the first lady, yes.it was taken when

That's, Lebowskion the left there?

Yeah, of course.Mr. Lebowski on the left

so he's a cripple

Uh, you know,a handicapped guy?

Mr. Lebowskiis disabled, yes.

Uh, this picturewas taken

when Mrs. Reagan wasfirst lady of the nation,

Yes, yes.Not of California.

Pope John.

..in fact, he metprivately with the President,

though unfortunately,

There wasn't enough timefor a photo opportunity.

Oh, Nancy's pretty good.

Oh, wonderful woman.we're very happy

these are ...

oh, those are Mr. Lebowski'schildren, so to speak.

Different mothers, huh?

Racially, pretty cool.

They're not literallyhis children.

They're the littleLebowski Urban Achievers,

Inner-city childrenof promise

but withoutthe necessary means for

necessary means fora higher education.

So Mr. Lebowskiis committed

to sending allof them to college.

Excuse me.

Thank you. Thank you.

Far out.

Think he's got roomfor one more?

You neverwent to college.

Please,don't touch that.

Yeah, no, I did,but, you know,

I spent mostof my time, um,

occupying variousadministration buildings,

smoking a lotof thai stick,

breaking intothe R.O.T.C.,

and bowling.

to tell youthe truth, Brandt,

I don't remembermost of it.

Ok, sir, you're a Lebowski,I'm a Lebowski,

That's terrific.

But I'm very busy,as I imagine you are.

What can Ido for you, sir?

Uh, well, sir,it's,

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