The Making of 'Cry Baby' Page #2

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# I used to have a woman,

said she loved me so #

I think Cry-Baby's got a girlfriend.

Cry-Baby and Allison sitting in a tree

K-l-S-S-l-N-G.

Shut up, Milton.

[All laugh]

Hey, Hatchet-Face, you think

Cry-Baby's got blue balls for the chick?

Allison's a Square, Wanda.

Cry-Baby don't dig Squares.

No, she's a "Scrape."

Part Square, part Drape.

I think she's pretty.

Cry-Baby, want some hooch?

I don't drink and drive.

[Tires screeching]

# Mess around with me #

# Turn back, baby #

# Mess around with me #

You're too young to

know the shameful truth

about the Walker boy's family.

But let me warn you,

evil is in his blood.

[Car horn honking]

##[Gee by The Crows playing]

# Love that girl #

# Oh, please #

# Listen to me #

Move up, now.

That's not funny.

# Why I love that girl #

# Love that girl #

# Hold me, baby, squeeze me #

# Never let me go #

# I'm not takin' chances #

You're a dead man, Walker.

# Oh, Gee, #

# Yes, I love her ##

[car horn honking] (Baldwin) Car! Car!

[Screaming]

[Tires screeching]

[Car horns blaring]

[All whooping]

##[Music playing]

[People chattering]

[Girls chattering]

[Microphone squeaks]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen

and welcome to the

annual RSVP Talent Show.

(audience) Good afternoon,

Mrs. Vernon-Williams.

First, I must apologize

for my frazzled nerves.

However, this afternoon we were attacked

by a gang of juvenile delinquents.

[Audience gasps] It's all

right. No one was injured.

Juvenile delinquents are everywhere.

Right here in this community.

Boys with long hair and tattoos

who spit on the sidewalk.

Can't believe it.

(woman) How disgusting.

Girls who wear tight slacks.

Hysterectomy pants, I call them.

[All murmuring]

And if one of these creatures

ever approach you on the street,

you are to silently repeat to yourself

the four "B's" you

learned here at RSVP.

And what are they,

children, the four "B's"?

(all) Beauty, brains,

breeding, bounty!

[Audience applauding] Yes! Yes!

Teenagers everywhere, repent!

Let Jesus Christ be your gang leader!

Get out of Turkey Point

before it's too late.

Oh, take it easy, honey.

I'm not getting any

younger here, you know.

Oh!

That is what I call a real great shape.

Knockers up, sweetheart.

Oh. Here it is! Beautiful.

All right, here you go, honey pot.

Thanks for the picture.

Mmm.

All right, who's up?

Toe-Joe Jackson's art

photography right here!

Be a nudie-cutie, make

good money to bootie.

Hey, I'm paying $3 a shot.

You got it, what the hell,

why not show it, right?

Hey, you.

Yeah, you, the looker

with the class-A

sealed-beam headlights.

You want to pose for Toe-Joe?

Beat it, creep.

Here he comes now,

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