The Making of 'The Sweetest Thing' Page #4

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- Really?

- Definitely. If you want to.

I'll ask my friends. Maybe we'll stop by.

I really hope I see you. But in case

I don't see you, have a nice life.

You, too.

Chris, it's Court.

I'm at the party with Leather Coat Guy.

I was checking in to see

if you were listening to your messages.

If you are, that means you were

too chicken to hook up with Peter...

...which therefore means you are a loser.

You are a loser. A...

Thanks, Court.

"I'm a big loser."

What's up, you b*tches and hos and losers?

Too late now.

He was kind of cute.

Funny.

Really funny.

Cute boy.

My God, you're so good at that.

I'd like to do that every hour,

on the hour, for the rest of our lives.

- Of course, go ahead.

- Thank you.

Don't worry about returning the favor.

Men don't really like oral sex.

Right.

I'm serious. It's just a bad rumor

that was started sometime in the '50s.

I had no idea. I need to tell all my friends.

Please, do.

Someone needs to put an end to this madness.

God, I'm so glad I came back to the hotel room.

Me, too.

I never thought I'd see you again.

- Room service.

- Right on time.

- Ice cream?

- Only the best for our VIPs.

I had them remove all the calories for you.

You are good.

All right!

I said I wanted to do it to you every hour,

on the hour, but I can't wait.

Can I do it again now?

Okay.

San Francisco, California, please,

for Four Seasons Hotel. Thanks.

Great dream.

Yes, hi. Do you have a Freddie Mercury Suite?

Good. Can I have it? Thanks.

Really?

Already?

Have a great day. Thanks. 'Bye.

What am I even calling for?

Hello? Hey, Court.

Yeah.

- Stop talking sh*t about me.

- Where you been?

Sorry I'm late. I don't want to talk about it.

You ready? I'm starving.

I'll meet you there. I have to drop something off

at the dry cleaners.

Can it wait, please? I'm so hungry right now.

Isn't that Courtney's dress

that you borrowed last night?

Yeah.

Why are you bringing it in?

Did you get something on it?

I'm trying to be a good girlfriend.

- I'm really sorry.

- You slut!

- Is that what I think it is?

- Guilty!

I'll take it to the dry cleaners, and it will be gone.

- That's a lot!

- He was holding a lot!

My God! What's this on your skirt?

I am scared enough as it is to go in there.

What am I going to say?

"Mr. Martin, can you help me with my jizz?"

You know what?

- You guys suck.

- No, obviously you suck.

- You suck.

- You suck well. I'm proud.

No spanky-wanky.

Hey, Jane.

- Hi, Mr. Martin.

- How's your mother?

- Great. She's good. Everyone's good.

- Your grandmother?

- Everyone's great.

- That's fine. That's fine.

What you got for me today?

Just a dress, but I'll be back for it

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