The Love Section Page #2
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We would like to
treat you two ladies
to a late night meal.
Look, last week,
it was my girlfriend.
This week, I did it
with my wife.
It's like a
different dynamics.
Right?
Chris treating? Word?
Word! Who knew?
And it happens
all the time.
Okay, all right.
Well, it was nice
to meet you.
It's been real. Okay.
Bring your ass...
Come to the diner.
New material, man.
Just make me look good.
Okay, okay, man. You know,
I'll do my fiancee next week.
All right, man.
All right.
Ahem.
I guess, uh, I'm the
third wheel, huh?
Sandrine,
this my
good friend, Joel.
Hi, nice
to meet you.
Pleasure is all mine.
So, you enjoy
the show?
I did. You are
a very funny host.
You said,
what you say? What?
You are a
very funny host.
Oh, well,
thank you
very kindly.
And you be sure
to come back
now, you hear?
Okay, cowboy.
Well, I can see y'all
all up in
the love section,
so, I'm gonna go ahead
and head home because
I love my wife.
Okay.
For sure! Make sure you do it
before Judge Mathis, man.
You know how we do!
That's funny,
The love section.
That's cute.
So are you.
Thank you.
No, see,
that's not right.
It's not a Don Juan
pick-up line.
It sounds like it.
STEPH:
What is it?You sure
you're not pimping?
STEPH:
What about you? In thecomedy club recruiting?
Right.
Ah, see you guys
are funny.
No, all I'm saying
is it's a figure of speech.
STEPH:
Mmm-hmm.Like, life is good.
Seriously?
Like seriously, Chris!
Why? Why? Why?
You digging up your nose
and we trying to eat.
Correction, I'm simply
grooming my nose hairs.
"Simply grooming"
your nose hairs?
See, this is why we didn't
work in the first place.
No, we didn't work because
you're a broke ass!
Excuse me?
Broke ass, you're excused.
Let me tell your
little cheap ass something.
You know what, next time...
Time out, folks.
Folks!
Chill.
Guess what? Guess what?
Guess what?
My dog just died. I gotta go.
(SANDRINE LAUGHS)
What dog?
Her name is Chris.
You ain't got no dog!
Not no more. The b*tch died!
She choked on a mother...
She choked on a frank.
Check, please.
(JOEL HUMMING)
Focus, buddy, focus.
It's okay, I'm about
to free my people
right now.
This is
the last game, bro.
Two out of three
ass-whoopings is enough.
I'm not trying to lose
your friendship
over no game, man.
Whatever! Chess gods are just
shining on you, that's all.
Hmm.
I'm about to get down here,
and talk to your pieces.
Y'all don't know each other,
but that's why
you always lose.
You know, the gods of love
shining on you
the other night, though.
What's up with
the cutie at 9:
00?Oh, Sandrine! Yeah.
I'm gonna call her tonight.
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