The Love Letter Page #2

[Girls Chattering]

Yea!

Well, here we go! Thank you!

Greetings, booksellers.

Hey, fireman.

Hey, girls.

I found these little monkeys

hanging out of a tree.

- Hello, little monkeys. Hey, George.

- Hey.

Heard about that toaster oven fire.

What was the deal with that?

- English muffin.

- I heard it was a PopTart.

- No. English muffin.

- Did it have raisins in it?

- No, traditional English muffin.

- Thank God, 'cause raisins

can be... Poof! They just...

I had a raisin catch fire once

in my toaster, and it's...

[Laughs] All right.

Well, anyway, enjoy.

Did my books come in yet?

Jan, did George's books

come in yet?

[McNeely]

He's in love with her.

- He's been in love with her since

high school. She told me.

- [Johnny] She did not.

All right, so she didn't

tell me, but I can tell anyway.

It's typical

midlife crisis behavior.

Women don't have midlife crisis. Most

hit their peak in their 40s and 50s.

That's a known fact.

And my research suggests...

that most women reach their

highest potential at that age...

because they're finally free

of childbearing.

I was talkin'

about George.

Okay, well,

here are your books.

Uh, The Complete Idiot's Guide

to Surviving Divorce.

- The Divorce Workbook,

- Yeah. Thank you.

And, of course,

How Come Nobody Loves Me?

- [Clamor, Girls Shouting]

- Uh-oh, what's going on here?

- Oh! Oh!

- [Girls Crying]

[Panting]

- [Ringing]

- Because you're on the...

- Janet, watch the kids!

- I got 'em. Okay.

- [Alarm Continues]

- Be careful.

Daddy's going to play

with his fire hose!

- That didn't sound right.

- [Engine Starts]

[Siren Wailing]

- [Siren Stops]

- [Glass Shattering]

[George] Back away, folks.

All right, be careful, everyone.

Back away. Stay calm.

Coming through.

[Loud Clattering]

[Snorting]

(music) I love Loblolly

Love Loblolly, love Loblolly (music)

(music) Love, love Loblolly, love (music)

Do me a favor, will you?

Will you put bills in one pile,

junk mail in another pile?

- Right, right, right, right.

- Don't throw anything out

until I see it, please?

- Yep. I promise.

- Please? Promise? Okay.

[Thunder Rumbling]

- Hey, you wanna go

to dinner tonight?

- Oh, I can't. I've got a date.

- You know Fabio? His cousin's neighbor.

- Good. Yeah, good.

- He's a plumber.

- [Bell Jingles]

- Good night!

- [Door Closes]

[Sighs]

Hmm.

[Helen's Voice] Dearest, do you know

how in love with you I am?

Did I trip?

Did I stumble?

Lose my balance?

Graze my knee? Graze my heart?

I know I'm in love

when I see you.

I know when I long to see you,

I'm on fire.

Not a muscle has moved.

Leaves hang unruffled by

any breeze. The air is still.

I have fallen in love

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