The Long Kiss Goodnight Page #2

Dad, Mom...

she gets weird.

Like on my birthday when you gave me

that Schwinn.

She called the bicycle store to see

if there'd been any robberies.

Tell her l don't steal

them locally, all right?

Sorry, but,

l can't take this.

You know how Mom will get.

Guess l'll see ya.

All right.

How do you like that?

- Yo, Trin, me. What's up?

- Ready to be happy?

Remember the landlady

l told you about?

The Caine woman was

her favorite tenant.

Then one day,

the tenant never comes home.

Old lady very sad. So sad she can't

throw away Amnesia Chick's sh*t.

lt's pay dirt, Mitch.

Got an old postcard never mailed.

Woman telling everyone

she just got engaged.

Samantha's handwriting.

Perfect match.

She was engaged to some guy in Jersey.

No phone number, just an address.

Holy sh*t! Score!

That's worth time and a half.

Double. l made us look good.

Her other P.l.s couldn't find dick.

Course not.

Took a true dickhound like yourself.

Tell Ms. Caine

l'm coming to see her tonight.

Honey, you have an ETA

on that carrot?

Stow it.

Maybe you should just take it

with you to school.

You're killing me.

You're so funny.

Here.

Give me the knife.

No!

l'm going to cut this carrot,

and you're going to eat it and like it.

Piss off.

Hon?

Look, will you?

How the hell?

l used to do this.

l'm a chef.

Look what she's doing.

Give me something else.

Quick, anything!

- Tomato.

- Tomato.

Look.

- Look at this woman go. All right.

- More!

Pepper. Pepper!

Celery!

Look at this!

More!

Scallions!

One more tomato.

Look at this woman.

She's amazing!

Chefs do that.

Timothy, l know

you're gonna kill me.

Please use the gun,

not the knife

As a favor to me

l'm begging you.

Goddamn it, how can l tell the Feds

about the f***ing ''Honeymoon'' thing?

l don't know

a f***ing thing about it.

No, you don't.

l don't know a f***ing thing.

You know, l can tell

when someone's lying to me.

What's so f***ing important?

Remember your old colleague...

One-Eyed Jack?

He's doing 7-10 upstate.

Not anymore. He broke out.

Two days after seeing...

something on TV that ''disturbed'' him.

Yeah, ''Baywatch Nights.''

You want to get to the f***ing point?

Under sedation, he said

Charly Baltimore's alive, sir.

Daedalus is concerned. He thought

you disposed of her eight years ago.

l know it's highly unlikely, but if she

were alive, she might be in contact...

with the old man

in Massachusetts.

Tap his phone.

Tell Daedalus l'm on my way.

Timothy, out.

l can't see Mr. Perkins.

He's there.

He's on the sled, see him?

He's watching you.

He's very excited.

That's better.

Ready to try it alone?

l want you to hold my hand.

Just pretend l am.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes