The Lizzie McGuire Movie Page #2

Can you make sure there are

no garlic or soy products

in anything Brittany

puts near her mouth?

Miss Ungermeyer,

Luke has tennis elbow.

Could somebody

carry his luggage?

My son has asthma,

and he must have his puffer.

Brittany, she's got allergies.

Attention, parents...

shut your pie holes.

I'm on a mission here

to drag your progeny

to 31 historically significant

Roman landmarks

in two weeks.

Now, when these back-talking

miscreants return to you,

they will have dipped their

toes in a lake of culture,

before assuming their destiny

folding shirts

at the outlet mall.

Many - actually, most -

of your classmates opted

for the 36-hour bus ride

to the Water-slide Wonderland.

Whoo!

But you...

you, who are not

mouth- breathing trailer trash,

you will get to experience

the delights

of la citta eterna!

Hmm-hmm.

Rome. The eternal city.

Did no one read

the info packets?

Watch and learn.

Um, Miss Ungermeyer,

I just wanted to let you know

I'm really looking forward

to this exciting

and academically enriching trip.

What's your name?

David Gordon.

- David Gordon.

- Mm-hmm.

I think, in ltalian,

that means a sneaky brownnoser

with a hidden agenda, huh?

Uh, uh.

Yeah! Come on,

check those bags!

I want to see that junk

in the trunk

and a seat looking neat.

Okay.

Mom...

Okay, it's only

two weeks, Mom.

- Honey, she's got to go.

- Two weeks.

- Bye, sweetie.

- Bye.

- Safe trip, huh?

- Okay.

Sweetheart...

- Okay?

- Mm-hmm.

Flight 72 to Rome.

Final boarding,

Flight 72 to Rome.

Hey! We're going to the land

where they invented spaghetti!

Ah heh.

Yeah, and the best part is

Kate and all the little

teeth- whitening friends

who'd be ragging on me

for messing up graduation

went to Water-slide Wonderland.

How many Lizzies does it take

to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, but it only takes

one to screw up a graduation.

Hey. Zip it.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Down each avenue or via,

street or strata

You can see 'em disappearing

two by two

On an evening in Roma

Do they take 'em

for espresso?

Yeah, I guess so

On each lover's arm,

a girl I wish I knew

On an evening in Roma

So please meet me

in the plaza near your casa

I am only one,

and that is one too few

On an evening in Roma

Don't know what

the country's coming to

But in Rome,

do as the Romans do

Will you?

- On an evening in Roma

Here we are.

Step right up.

Number one...

Number two...

Welcome to the Hotel Cambini.

Welcome to the Hotel Cambini.

Lest you think there are many

of you and less of me

and it will therefore be easy

to pull anything over on me,

think again.

In addition to being

smarter, faster,

and better-looking

than most of you,

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